When was the last time you told someone to close the door and asked if they were born in a barn?

Answer 1

I say it everyday because I think my husband was born in a barn he never shuts the darn door.

Answer 2

It was just a few days ago. I told this long haired dude to close the door then said, "Were you born in a barn, HippieBoy?"

And he said, "My name is Jesus, and it was a stable, actually."

Well, that was a surprise and really put me in my place and taught me a lesson or two, I can tell you that. From now on we should ask if they were born in a barn and/or a stable so as not to make this embarrassing faux pas, especially when the big guy is around.

One thing I didn't know though was that Jesus smokes marijuana and hangs out with hippie-looking chicks.

Answer 3

I asked if they were raised in a barn three weeks ago

Answer 4

I used to say that - now I sing that song Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god dam* door
I must have asked my kids twice last night -

Answer 5

-huh? as of closing the door, ya. -but not the "barn" saying.

Answer 6

Last night

Answer 7

Yesterday, but I said: " Were you born on an island?".
We both were, and went into absolute hysterics that we both got the hiccups!

Answer 8

It always drove me crazy when my parents told me that, and yet it was just a few days ago that I said the same thing to my daughter! ug-

Answer 9

i wouldn't insult someone like that!! jesus was born in a barn!!

Answer 10

Never, but my mother has a penchant for saying that to me.lol