Oh my gosh, you'll never believe this. There was a label on a box of kitchen knives that once said, and I quote: Keep out of children.
Yes, you read it right. Not 'Keep out of REACH of children.' It said 'Keep OUT OF children.'
I thought it was both horrible and funny at the same time.
2007-08-12 14:11:02
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answer #1
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answered by Hailey 3
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Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
2007-08-12 14:10:18
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Unfortunately they don't put warning labels on things for no reason. They put them on things because people have been dumb enough to think that no firecrackers do not explode. In answer to your last question yes they do think we're stupid because society as a whole is.
2007-08-12 14:09:28
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answer #3
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answered by neve_freak2001 5
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The coffee is hot on the McDonalds cup can you actually believe a woman won a lawsuit over that, some people are so desparate for money.
2007-08-12 14:08:54
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answer #4
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answered by crymeariver 5
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
2007-08-12 14:09:38
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually saw this on a microwave oven:
"Warning: contents may be HOT!"
2007-08-12 14:10:22
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I think I saw one on a soft-drink box once: "Warning, when these products are put in the refrigerator they will become cold."
2007-08-12 14:08:02
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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warning may cause an erection lasting more than 5 hours
2007-08-12 14:10:01
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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there was a warning on a car that we bought, danger moving parts.
2007-08-12 14:08:04
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answer #9
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answered by Sabrina Devareoux 4
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On ironing board ... WARNING; Do on wear clothes while ironing.
2007-08-12 14:08:57
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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