can u teach me how to pretend im drunk?

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this is a poll for important research purposes..*gets lettle sweaty*

Answer 1

um.....well you could try walking in a zig zag kinda way

Answer 2

walk zig zagged but not too extreme. Every few steps fall a little bit to the left. Then after a few more steps stumble to correct yourself. Also, when asked to walk in a straight line do the same thing but also put your hands out and wobble. You can hold your head like you have a headache too if just walking casually. Slightly slurr your words, but not too defined. Also have an additude of excitement and stupidity. Like, "No, I'm totally fine, I'm just having a really good time." Constantly laughing is also good.

lol. I've done this same "research" myself.

Answer 3

What a weird question.. lol

Well.. it's hard. most actors can't do it. You really hvae to have experienced it before you know the feeling.. it's a very singular feeling that is unlike anything else.

That being said, slur your speech, but not too much People who are drunk slur their speech but they consciously try not to. It's hard to imitate that. Drunks also just look drunk.. the facial muscles relax a fair bit, for example. That's hard to copy too. They stagger, sometimes fall over.. lots of people smile a great deal and show a lot more facial expression when they're drunk. They say strange and emotional things. etc.. They look vacant..

Answer 4

* slur your words
* hit on females you normally wouldn't
* start going to the bathroom every 20min or so
* swear (more than normal)
* be highly offensive and say what you really think of others.
* reveal secrets about yourself (embarrassing ones)
* lose motors skills, stubble a little, grab onto things for leverage, miss a stair or two, exc..
* tell everyone you want to drive yourself home, try and persuade a girl you know to go with you. (ask said girl for some sort of sexual favor, provided she will think its funny the next day)

* if its a real good night tell everyone you want to score some drugs.

* order all night Chinese delivery with one of your buddies and pass out watching that old school nickelodeon game show channel and never answer the door for the delivery guy


Thats how to get down!

Answer 5

It is generally felt by actors that the best portrayal of drunkenness is excessive care to remain balanced and not look drunk, while letting mistakes obtrude. This, of course, does not work if you are trying to "fit in" at a drunken party but not actually drink. The best answer there, I think, if you can not let go of your inhibitions and enjoy doing it, is to leave, as I do.

Answer 6

Um okay, I've never been drunk and I haven't really seen drunk people, so I don't know well. Maybe you could stagger around and stumble, walking in an unstable way. And talk like you're sleepy or something.

Answer 7

lol silly youngun whos scared of actually getting drunk
but ill still help u
>sing any song just outta the blue
>confess things, cuz later u can just say "o i mustve been drunk"
>find rediculous answers to problems, for example: "that camera is there because britney spears wants to watch our every move"
>walk off balance, dont overdo it!
>slur speech, dont overdo that either!
>laugh at almost everything
>watch a movie for a bit then say that u might as well stop watching it cuz u cant understand any bit of it
>throw up...if u want
>be brave and do adventurous and stupid things

Answer 8

I never get drunk, not matter how much I drink, I just pretend I am drunk, the more I drink, the better at this act, I get :p

Answer 9

sort of wobble when you walk, and always have a big, goofy smile on your face, and ask people things a couple times, never knowing the answer. and tell people you think they're hot, then walk away. EVERYTHING is funny, and if something really is funny, then you laugh until you fall over. talk with a slur, and relatively slowely. repeat yourself ALOT. be confused about something, and point in a random direction mumbling something like "i thou... wasin? wha? he was rey there..." and then wander away. lean on people you don't know, and sort of fall into them. Tell people things you wouldn't normally say, like "i really.. i wanted to makeouwif you and um... yeah. and before... yeah i did so umm we should really make out, yaknow?" everything you say should not really make any sense. OH, and your eyes have to always be half-closed. And if something happens, like an object drops, act like it was the most amazing thing in the world, like "whoa! whoa. did anyone see that? it was like wooooooo! blam! man that was.... wow that was so amazing, did you see that? hahaaa..."

Answer 10

Who pronounced basically sturdy human beings have faith in God? flow available and take care of others as you like them to handle you! And in case you do no longer for the reason which you now no longer worry a lake of hearth to your undesirable deeds then you certainly sir are basically a bad guy! Are you undesirable? isn't assisting a toddler liked by ability of the youngster, no rely if or no longer God exists? in case you opt to sense extra advantageous approximately your self, then do issues that make you sense extra advantageous. What variety of guy or woman might you opt to be? How do they act? how are you able to be extra like them? basically the dumb choose a lake of hearth to act. this is why they wrote that e book so till now. So, are you dumb?

Answer 11

Stumble around. Run into things. Act talk & sing obnoxiously. Slur words. Go up to people and talk loud to them ask how they are doing and if they are having fun hug & kiss them and pull them up and start dancing with them and laugh a lot.