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One dark cold snowy night there came a knock at the door. It was midnight! Who could it be? I opened it slowly.... and saw......

2007-08-12 12:16:52 · 27 answers · asked by Ask_Elvis 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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took out my Uzi 3 mm and aimed so that his little head was seen right in the middle of the cross hares and then...

2007-08-12 12:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by zoeksalamander 4 · 4 1

The Teacher told Her class that that day They would learn about Verbs. She explained that Verbs show action as in The Dog ran . With ran being the Verb. Then She asked the class for some more examples First Sally with 'We went swimming yesterday '.Afterwards there was Carol with 'We went walking to the store' and then finally there was Clarence who asked to go to the blackboard. At the blackboard Clarence proceeded to place two .. on the board. When asked what He was saying Clarence replied Yesterday You told Us that a . is called a period.. Last night My Sis came home and told My parents she had missed two periods and it sure caused a lot of action in Our house.

2016-05-21 00:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

The Snowman from the animation, freaked me right out!

2007-08-12 12:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A big snowman with an enormous carrot.

2007-08-17 04:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1 0

I got rid of all the weapons that had found their way into this story, then decided to have cheese on toast, after all that, I just needed some comfort food ... !!..xx

2007-08-12 12:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 3 1

After I ate my cheese on toast,I decided to take the dogs for a walk.As I stepped outside,I saw 3 huge purple eyes staring at me in the darkness.So I................

2007-08-12 13:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"Oh my goodness" I screamed back at it. It was too scary to mention, ... Yes it was one of Ken Dodds Diddy Men. So I started to sing....

2007-08-13 09:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by milly 4 · 2 0

I know this is probably a boring comment, but isn't it funny how guns, knives and sex organs HAD to find their way into this story?

2007-08-12 12:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by john g 5 · 2 1

i saw george w bush looking for hes poodle

2007-08-18 10:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by The Funky Alien zombie Bunny 6 · 1 0

set the dogs on the outside 2 and I peed in the middle eye it started screaming for its...........

2007-08-12 14:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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