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A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
" Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sha*ged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ars*"
"No" she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher"
2007-08-12 10:28:41 · 70 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
starred
2007-08-12 10:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by jettrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-08-12 18:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's with the aid of fact they shop doing the comparable promos and particularly attempt and bring returned previous storylines as a replace of starting to be new ones. occasion, how they're merchandising the recent DX military t-shirts and their front at summerslam. what's the imaginative team PAYED TO DO? that's ridiculous all they do is carry returned previous storylines in basic terms in lamer trend. In effect it makes DX look lamer too. thank you for pointing that out.
2016-10-10 02:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by antonovich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is proper freaky I just told this one to my m8 and lo and behold here it is in front of my eyes 10 mins later ooooh
2007-08-19 11:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Choose ME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kf 514
its part of a survey to see how many other people make the same mistake in saying put it in the joke section
lmao
2007-08-12 10:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant hun
2007-08-12 10:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What reply do you want except to say that it is jolly good joke and you should keep minting something like that.
2007-08-19 19:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by anmol26jun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty funny, but next time, put your jokes into the Jokes and Riddles section, okay?
2007-08-12 10:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by ɸ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA HA giggle giggle- that is SO SO funny- really made me laugh- soz -used my stars up- l will star you Tomoz- thankyou-love it .lv Jo xx
2007-08-12 10:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny, but I have read that one somewhere else so I cannot give you a star.
2007-08-12 10:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Running Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guilty Conscience gets you every time Very funny!!!
2007-08-12 10:33:52 · answer #11 · answered by sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋