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I ran out of bullets.

2007-08-12 13:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by ObscureB 4 · 3 0

I'm sorry you didn't get my address forwarding notice. I moved in an upscale section of town I don't have to live in the cramped stove boxes anymore ... I'm in a double-wide upright frig box unit now. Next time you come round I'm at # 7 Kenmore Square.

2007-08-13 10:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3 0

I thought you were a member of the carrot stick clan, come back after all theese years to use my nose as a doorbell. But now that I realize it was just you, I unlocked my door and threw my acorn laser awa- Oh, crud, here they come.

2007-08-13 04:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by readmymind82 2 · 1 0

I have a sleep disorder that causes me to go to sleep when I can, which often happens at odd times.

And once I put the damned C-pap on, I can't hear anything.

Remind me to give you a key.

2007-08-12 08:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because I live in a submarine. I thought you were a Jehova's Whitefish so I hid behind the conning tower with all the lights off.

2007-08-12 08:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

cause l was home alone and got scared when l heard the knock, but if l had known it was you, l would have let you in to keep me company.

2007-08-12 10:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by edie 7 · 2 0

Well, when I saw the oversized eyes staring though my letter box, I thought it was another Alien abduction.

2007-08-12 22:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Baroness von green putty 2 · 2 0

Ha-ha-ha! Very tricky, you...
You and I both know that my "door" is 12,004 light years away. Good try..
Hope this helped.

2007-08-12 14:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ultrastooge™ 2 · 3 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT5XFcxAQy4&mode=related&search=

2007-08-12 13:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1 0

i am sorry my music must of been to loud.

2007-08-12 08:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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