Guilty about chocolate pudding
A convicted serial eater
As charged overcooked fish
On probation for dirty dish
Jury out on jelly with fruit
Magistrate licked my plate.
2007-08-12 08:02:49 · 7 answers · asked by Baroness von green putty 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
I have an excuse for this one you see, I never followed the recipe. I didn't even give it a second look, it just got baked.
2007-08-12 21:46:25 · update #1
You are sort of the poetry version of Michael Feldman's Town of the Week selection (at the end of his show, 'whatddya know?" on American Public Radio Saturday mornings.)
And you are throwing those darts pretty well!
But I wouldn't buy you a drink on this one.
The mole molestation was far more artful, as well as dartful.
:)
2007-08-12 08:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by margot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Calm down ma'am.. Everything will be alright.. Shhhhh....
You just accidently smoked the "parsley" again, and are suffering from ultra-munchies.
A sure cure to your condition is a turnip pie with a side of toikey smothered in tapioca pudding.
2007-08-12 14:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ultrastooge™ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are not pleading guilty for having eaten chocolate pudding. It is not a crime.
Anyway, I enjoyed reading you!
Your partner in non-criminal activities.
2007-08-12 08:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you Ultrastoop's biological twin? Your cerebellum is wired in a remarkably similar way.
2007-08-12 18:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ubi Caritas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fine to me.
2007-08-12 08:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Habitual offense will be punished severely.
Namely by obesity.
2007-08-12 08:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fondue for you!
And sauce for the goose...
2007-08-12 08:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋