... that after 3 years of steadily dating, I am going to marry an ostrich?
2007-08-12 07:16:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Start off by telling them you've met somebody tall with a substantial nest egg. Take them to an ostrich farm and start talking about how wonderful ostriches are, how they preen their feathers and can run really fast, how huge their talons are. Then ask, "how would you guys feel if I wanted to marry an ostrich?" Then just let the news slowly unfold from there. Maybe they could have dinner with your fiance and see how he's just like them, except he eats bird feed and grubs using a measured stabbing motion with his beak, as opposed to a knife & fork. Whatever their initial reaction, they'll come around... especially once they see their first beautiful transgenic grandchild species-thing.
2007-08-12 07:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you've been dating this ostrich for 3 years I'm sure your parents would already figure that you two will be getting married. I feel sorry for you though when it comes to having kids. Have you ever seen the SIZE of that egg?? Sure you can handle it??? hehe
2007-08-12 07:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I just know that they will be thrilled with that wonderful piece of information. You may marry an ostrich providing that it does not have its head buried in the sand.
2007-08-12 07:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit them down, look them straight in the eye..and have the Ostrich ask them for their blessing.
2007-08-12 07:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply you say, parents, i am going to marry an ostrich
what a lucky ostrich :-)
2007-08-12 07:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they`re fans of Sesame Street tell them you`re marrying Big Bird!
2007-08-12 07:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them drunk and have the ostrich tell them.
2007-08-12 07:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by georgio23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, word of warning - your kids may be HOPPING around in your stomach after being in there 6-7 months.
2007-08-12 07:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaa! maybe U!!! should but ur head in the ground and think
it over again with Ossie! or did I miss something?
2007-08-12 07:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure they are seated and have some strong coffee and water at hand. Just in Case. Be prepared!
2007-08-12 07:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋