What are the advantages of being a GUY?

Question

What's with all the peeing?.....

Answer 1

My husband handed this to me right before he went.......missing.

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem
only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted
two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we
have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Any questions, Mr Bean?

Answer 2

I've never been one, but these are the advantages that I see yall having
1)you don't have to undress to pee.
2)you can pee pretty much anywhere.
3)you don't have periods or babies
4)you don't have to ask for help lifting heavier things or opening jars
5)people look at your face when they talk to you.
6)most guys can gain a little weight around the middle and nobody starts mentioning diets
7)you never seem to worry about things like what you'll wear or if your hair looks okay
8)you can be uncivilized in public, and get away with it.

Answer 3

Being able to pee standing up. I was at a beer garden when late in the evening I noticed that the line to the women's room was a mile long, while the men's line was still moving smoothly. There are more salient reasons of course, such as not having to pass something the size of a bowling ball out of your body during childbirth, but not having to wait when your bladder is about to burst has to be one of them.

Answer 4

Gender stereotypes

Enormous debate in Western societies has focused on perceived social, intellectual, or emotional differences between men and women. These differences are very difficult to quantify for both scientific and political reasons.

Characteristics

Janet Saltzman Chafetz (1974, 35-36) describes seven areas of masculinity in general culture:

1. Physical -- virile, athletic, strong, brave. Unconcerned about appearance and aging;
2. Functional -- breadwinner, provider for family as much as mate
3. Sexual -- sexually aggressive, experienced. Single status acceptable;
4. Emotional -- unemotional, stoic, don't cry;
5. Intellectual -- logical, intellectual, rational, objective, practical,
6. Interpersonal -- leader, dominating; disciplinarian; independent, free, individualistic; demanding;
7. Other Personal Characteristics -- success-oriented, ambitious, aggressive, proud, egotistical, ambitious; moral, trustworthy; decisive, competitive, uninhibited, adventurous.

Some of these differences have been supported by scientific research; others have not. For example, in interpersonal relationships, most research has found that men and women are equally aggressive. Men do tend to be more aggressive outside of the home. It is especially difficult and contentious for science to separate the "innate" or biological differences from the learned or social differences. All should be considered broad generalizations; that is, at least a large minority of either gender would fit better with the other gender in any one of these aspects.

A number of the above stereotypes were not perceived in the same way as today (i.e., their applications to particular aspects and spheres of life, such as work vs. home) until the 19th century, beginning with industrialization.

In terms of outward appearance, few men in Western cultures wear cosmetics or clothing generally associated with female gender roles. (Doing so is generally stigmatized and viewed as cross-dressing.)

It is claimed men on average have a higher IQ than women of around five points.

Masculine roles

The following roles are frequently associated with masculinity.

* Military/fighter: Soldier, Warrior, Airman, Commando, Knight, Marine, Mercenary, Samurai, Seaman, Sailor, Viking
* Other uniformed professions: Firefighter, Fireman, Park Ranger, Pilot, Police Officer, S.W.A.T., Coastguard, Doctor
* Criminals: Assassin, Duellist, Gun Runner, Mercenary, Mobster, Murderer, Pirate,
* Superhero or Supervillain
* Manual laborers: Construction worker, Dock Worker, Foreman, Lumberjack, Mechanic, Truck Driver
* Cowboy
* Pimp
* Film Director
* Rock or Heavy Metal Musician
* Athlete: Basketball, Rugby, Rowing, Athletics, Bodybuilding, Football, Martial Artist, Baseball, Hockey, Wrestling, Lacrosse
* Catholic Priest
* Male Nobility: Emperor, King, Prince, Duke, Count, Earl, Baron, Lord, Shogun
* National Leader in many nations.

Cheers :)

Answer 5

You get a few moments of pleasure, we get 9 months of pain
You can go around without a shirt

I'm going to go off on a diffrent track.......you can PEE in the WOODS! Hiking sucks when your a woman with a full bladder

Answer 6

Peeing standing up! Other than that It's better to be a woman!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Well I'm not a guy, but I think you guys are lucky you can pretty much pee wherever you can, especially when there are no restrooms around!

Answer 9

I'm not a guy, but one clear advantage guys have is shorter lines to the restroom. Grrrr!

Answer 10

Guys are strong on their upper body part than womens. Guys don't have to give birth; go into labor. Guys lose weight faster than girls. There's more but I can't think of em' right now.