she is constantly on at me...... get a job, clean up, stop drinking in the morning, flush the toilet, dont poo on the floor etc etc etc
I have only been out of work for 6 years and occasionally make a half assed atempt to get a job, i also love the free money from the govenment so i can go to the pub.
what should i do to chill her out??
2007-08-12 01:46:40 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
It is difficult when people in a relationship have different life values. Test her by bringing back a couple of tarts after a night on the town.
If she blows a benny then it is time you sat down and talked. Persuade her that the only thing to do is for her to get a job that keeps her busy and out of the house.
2007-08-12 01:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by a foot in Tokyo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was really a good one!! This is a joke right? It has to be because no woman in her right mind would still be with you six years later and still no job. What could be worse then a six year unemployed slob who starts drinking in the morning and is so sorry that he lives off of the government (which is really all working people paying your sad excuse for a man way in life) that can't even flush the toilet. And my dog doesn't even poo on the floor. Maybe your wife should throw you out in the back yard. I have no advice for you. Your hopeless!! My advice is for your wife. Girl, don't take time to even pack your bags. You've wasted far to much time on him already. Don't just walk away, girl run!!!! He'll never change. And know this you can bet on, there is someone out there who will take care of you (sounds like it's time for someone to take care of you for a change) and who will be good to you. And guess what else? There are guy's out there who don't start drinking in the morning, they flush the toilet and they are already toilet trained. No poo on the floor. Throw the poo out who calls himself a husband and get on with your live. Husband your a loser. Chow
2007-08-12 02:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by memegeta 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get A Job < Get one you loser. It's pretty sad that you've been out of work for 6 years for no reason. Make something of your life!
Clean Up < Fuckin' do it. I'm sure it's not too hard even for someone of your stupidity.
Stop Drinking In The Morning < Um, Alcholic? Get help dude.
Flush The Toilet < Gosh is it too complicated?
Don't Poo On The Floor < Thats Just Fuckin Sick.
Grow The Hell Up And Do Something With Your Life.
2007-08-12 01:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Nicky-x 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a radical suggestion but it just might work: Get a job, clean up, stop drinking in the morning, flush the toilet, and don't poo on the floor. Good luck.
P.S. By the way, exactly why ARE you s h i t t i n g on the floor?
2007-08-12 01:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by Captain S 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Get a job and then you won't have her on your back all the time. You'll feel much better putting your energy into something worthwhile and the money you earn will be YOURS and you will feel good about earning it instead of just getting it free from the government.
If you still don't fancy a job perhaps you could actually do the things that your wife tells you like cleaning up... I mean what else have you got to do during the day if you aint working? That's just pure lazyness.
2007-08-12 01:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by 12345 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cool you have taken a Hobo's way of life. She need to understand what it takes to be a good Hobo. Maybe you should plan a vacation with her and both of you can go and ride the rails together. No that's to much work for you . Your more of a Bum than a Hobo. Just tell her your still in training to be a Bum.
What would be the real kicker is if you have a drug problem too. Maybe you got some nasty girlfriends on the side having your babes.
2007-08-12 01:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by milldoc 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have u wonder why yr wife does that and this?
As an outsider, this is how I feel as yr wife.
My husband is not contributing to the soceity. Does not plan yr time well. Personal hygiene shows the personality. In short, you have no objective in life. To her, this is insecurity. Believe me, if you carry on like this, u will lose much more in the end.
All the best
2007-08-12 01:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by lawrence79 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She probably cares about you and your marriage, but dont you think then that you should be fair to her and make an effort mate?? No way to live by the sound of it, she sounds pretty patient. Look at it this way, what if this was all turned around the other way, and she was the one out of work laying around, would you like it??
2007-08-12 01:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get away from her. I recommend frequenting one of the many (or all of them) nudie bars in your area. She'll be happy you are out of the house. Since you don't have a job, just slip a couple (or all!) of the bills out of her purse on the way out.
You know, she may be upset because she needs a friend. Pick one out at the nudie bar and bring her home to your wife. She will REALLY appreciate you showing you care like that.
2007-08-12 01:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Women ay?They don't know when they've got it good,do they. Get her out to work,then you won't have to listen to her yap all day,plus you'll have few more quid to get the tinnies in while watching Jeremy Kyle,while she's out changing old biddies nappies in an old folks home.Good luck.
2007-08-12 02:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kojak 2. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋