I am three sheets to the floor
a few cards short of a house
not the sharpest knive in the garage
not the brightest bulb in the oven
nuttier than a bag of squirril terds
dumber than a stack of plastic hammers
my fifth gear don't work.
sweatier than a hooker in church on christmas sunday
2007-08-11 15:01:55
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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....of a full load?
no, let me explain:
If I were bricks, the architect would have to rely on some other type of material to build with because it would take so much time to gather all of my bricks to make a full load that you could make 3 trips to venus, saturn, jupiter and mars before it was even remotely close to completing the load.
2007-08-11 22:09:40
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answer #2
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answered by Just Me 7
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No, 4.
2007-08-11 21:57:40
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answer #3
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answered by Bunky the Clown 6
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I prefer to say 3 Sandinistas shy of a coup.
2007-08-11 22:05:03
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answer #4
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answered by ericbryce2 7
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I actually have some extra bricks if anybody needs some.
2007-08-11 21:57:57
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answer #5
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answered by g's girl 3
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No, I'm 3 french fries short of a Happy Meal
2007-08-11 21:56:34
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answer #6
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answered by Jessica 5
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Yes
2007-08-11 21:57:37
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answer #7
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answered by Steven C 7
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I'm 3 bricks over the D.O.T. limit.
2007-08-11 21:57:47
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answer #8
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answered by Dick Knows 7
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I think you're a few eggs shy of a dozen.
2007-08-11 22:00:51
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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I only need 3? Gosh, I am in better shape than I originally thought.
2007-08-11 21:58:53
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answer #10
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answered by Turtle 7
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