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Why did the Soviet Union break up?
Their drummer died.
2007-08-11 13:59:37 · 11 answers · asked by ƎIΝΟƆ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What did the alien say to the gardener,
Take me to your weeder.
Hey, I never said it was good.
2007-08-11 14:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bet 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your shoe's untied, you dropped your pocket, Oh man somebody just painted gullible on the ceiling.
Surprisingly there are STILL people who fall for ALL 3 in less than 5 minutes!
2007-08-11 21:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Space Alien Frerp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "make me a Zombie". The bartender replies "it looks like God beat me to it".
2007-08-12 15:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Grateful Jerry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooh, thats hard.
I'll have to say:
Happy summer! Time to hit the pool! **hits pool with bat**
OR
Im so cute, Im so sweet! Mess with me and I'll make you meat!!
OR
Roses are red, violets are blue, ask me out, and I'll kick you!!
2007-08-11 21:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by ☺DogLvr☺ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a kid fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean one?
he took a shower
2007-08-11 21:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are 2 muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin turns to the other, and says, "Holy crap, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING MUFFIN"!!!
2007-08-11 21:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by Less than zero (<0) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine is The Aristocrats. Um, too long to go into, you have to look it up or rent the dvd...it's classic.
2007-08-11 21:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
2007-08-11 21:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Surely, you must be kidding....
"I'm not kidding, and don't call me Shirley."
2007-08-15 16:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Sax Player 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT dya get if you cross me with you?
*Me and you*
2007-08-11 21:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋