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This can only happen in an unfunny, formulaic Disney cartoon film, I'm afraid.

2007-08-11 11:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Rob 5 · 1 0

Ingredients:
1 Emperor
1 Llama
1 copy of the book Llama Transformations through the Ages by Xavier Llamahosen
1 place of condensed energy (mountain tops preferrably)
2 eggs
1,5 cups of vinegar
1 very big spatula
9,000 men at arms to defend you from the Emperor's guard.

2007-08-11 11:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 0

No, I have figured out how to turn a llama into an emperor but not the other way around.

2007-08-11 12:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2 0

Whizz up a load of trolls toe cheese (getting it is easy - simply distract him by tickling his armpits and stomach with a feather duster while someone quickly scrapes off all the cheese - and add it to a bath of lukewarm unicorn saliva. While you bathe in this, eat atleast one eyeball from each of Snow White's dwarf and throw a handful of gold from the pot at the end of the rainbow over your shoulder. Then, the next time your body touches pure water, you will turn into a mermaid. Good luck! :-)

2016-05-20 00:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

take three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.

2007-08-11 12:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

stop watching the emperors new school!!!

2007-08-11 11:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's stupid... Everyone knows that modern Christians do not use potions anymore. They pretty much rely on their spells now. Duh!

2007-08-12 05:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ultrastooge™ 2 · 2 0

yeah a bowl and a beer!!!

2007-08-11 11:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by rqlwlch 1 · 1 0

stupid question next

2007-08-15 07:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by tash 3 · 0 0

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