Star if you liked it
Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools,
she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another
hole in the ice. The voice boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice.
Then she started another hole and once again the voice said,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''
The voice answered,
''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.
2007-08-11 11:04:17 · 37 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Blondes are funny..
It's a shame really.
2007-08-19 06:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by †[L]oveless®† 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10 x
2007-08-11 21:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it isn't funny. Firstly cos the jokes rubbish & secondly cos I'm a blonde and I have a much higher IQ than you I can be sure of that.........
Why don't you try some knock, knock jokes instead they may be more your style............
2007-08-11 11:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,you like blondes & stars.lol
2007-08-17 04:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao i found that quite amusing might have to give you a star for that cos it did make me laugh *lol*
2007-08-17 02:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.
2007-08-18 16:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
here's the deal.
I've heard it before
BUT
since i went fishing for the first time recently...I can identify...
but in my defence, I caught one...
:-)
aw, what the hell, have a bloody star!
2007-08-11 11:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the best but slightly amusing.
2007-08-18 01:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Oscar100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best but certainly not the worst.
star from me
2007-08-19 10:01:00 · answer #9 · answered by £&$! m0n! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Wonder if she got the message in the end.
:-)))
2007-08-11 11:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋