them gnomes are getting the best of me lately. God love them but they keep picking fights with me. Someone suggested that I put those fake deer by them so hunters will shoot at them.
I think I should do this, too, with those pink flamingos that are on strike in my front yard. Them damn birds.
Pass the Captain Morgan
2007-08-11 10:52:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, one has to consider the overall design that lawn art does to even the simplest home.
Pink flamingos are a must of course. However placement is key. I have found that to balance the effect of the plastic deer, garden gnomes and the ever popular old tire planters, they should be placed on the roof. On my single wide I have plenty of room to staple about 20 of those birds well within view of Route 41.
An attractive array of washing machines, I prefer the Harvest Gold ones, helps if done with an artistic eye.
I don't want to brag, but the placement of my '52 Buick was the focal point that brought the whole design into a coordinated example of country art.
2007-08-11 11:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes that will work because Red Necks will shoot at anything.
*course if I was you, I would pack 'em up and give 'em to somebody with some plastic pink flamingos in their yard. That'll teach the gnomes, when they have to look at pink flamingo butts all day long!!
2007-08-11 17:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe an arms deal might be the solution. Make an assortment of firearms available to them, and go on holiday for a while.
Upon returning home, the problem may well have solved itself.
2007-08-11 18:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if they shoot first!
2007-08-11 17:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
only if they shoot frist.
2007-08-11 17:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋