Star if you liked it
Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected,
they find themselves desperate for a wee.
As they are passing a church with a graveyard,
they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones.
As they finish, they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
The first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards,
which is what she does.
The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it,
but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it.
One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive ribbon.
'Just the job' she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her,
and uses the ribbon.
Their task completed, they continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second.
"We need to keep an eye on our wives.
Mine came home with no knickers on last night!"
"You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband.
"My wife came home with a card stuck up her ars* that said
'We'll never forget you - from all the lads at the fire station'!"
2007-08-11 10:50:55 · 54 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A classic!
Nicely put.
2007-08-19 03:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by †[L]oveless®† 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and thank you for a lovely break from harsh reality. Remember this, What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31. The Lord daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Selah. - Psalm 68:19. This has especially worked for me. When you enter ANY building, say quietly "Peace Be To This House." Those who are there won't understand why they are so peace oriented, but you will. Peace and God Bless.
2007-08-19 10:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by In God We Trust 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
half a star 1/2*
2007-08-19 05:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jessi H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one for you from my 12 year old daughter -
a brunette and a blonde fall off a cliff.
who reaches the bottom first?
the brunette...
... the blonde stopped and asked for directions on the way down
2007-08-17 22:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by hedgewitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good 1 but an old 1 lol anyway keep them coming
2007-08-18 04:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-15 10:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Ha Ha
2007-08-19 09:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one before! Have a star!
2007-08-18 23:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by caro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 9/10
2007-08-15 23:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-11 11:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by Damo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋