I was out hanging the laundry up on the line and my garden gnomes were getting mad at me, trying to pick fights. Stupid things. All they do is try to look up my skirts anyway. Sick perverts. Anyway, they were arguing about these purple monsters that are running around my backyard. I told the gnomes that I had nothing to do with it and that they are not doing anything wrong blah blah blah. They kept arguing with me. I got mad, stormed off into the house and slammed the door while I chugged back some more Captain Morgan.
Do your garden gnomes pick fights with you too?
2007-08-11 10:19:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-08-11 10:43:47 · update #1
Simple solution here. I have used it myself. Get one of those plastic deer and put it near those silly a** gnomes. Then just sit back with the Capt. Morgan and wait for the fun.
Just about sunset, you'll hear a volley from some 30-30's and a number of high powered hand guns.
Of course your deer will be shot to h*** but so will be the gnomes.
I have used this technique many times. It works real good if you get a plastic deer and put it in front of the window of that jerk neighbor you can't stand. Mine moved out within a month and it only cost me 3 deer.
Ah, I love lawn art.
2007-08-11 10:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-01 04:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should ask. Just a few days ago, I finally found the solution: I leave the Captain Morgan outside, and rather a lot of it, too. These days, the gnomes and monsters seem pretty mellow, even if they knock on the door every once in a while, demanding a curry or fish and chips.
2007-08-11 10:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. My cat takes care of them. He has gotten quite fat because he eats about 10 a day. He says they're very tasty. If you want to get rid of your gnomes, get a cat.
2007-08-11 10:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any garden gnomes, but the purple monsters can be quite annoying ...... they never stop complaining!
2007-08-11 10:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Arlene 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a garden but I want some Captain Morgan now.
2007-08-11 10:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only when i let the fairies out to play
2007-08-11 10:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not since I left the mushrooms alone ;)
2007-08-11 10:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋