when the dog doesn't even eat it or your neighbor calls the fire department.
2007-08-11 07:45:46
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answered by Anonymous
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The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire.
Your family prays AFTER they finish eating.
You use the smoke alarm as the cooking timer!
2007-08-11 07:46:25
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answered by Anonymous
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5. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial. I have 911 on speed dial... But it's number nine hundred and eleven so that kinda defeats the purpose. Nice list.
2016-05-19 22:58:57
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answered by ? 3
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You are done cooking when the smoke alarm goes off!
2007-08-11 07:44:36
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answered by Anonymous
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The chicken looks like blackened wood chips.
2007-08-11 08:38:25
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answer #5
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answered by blueruble 5
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When a fart smells better than the smell of what you haved cooked.
2007-08-12 04:14:31
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answered by BOBBY B 6
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when people taste it and say it is bad but I am a good cook
2007-08-11 09:01:54
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answered by britty_jane 2
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The dog would rather lick his butt than eat your cooking
2007-08-11 07:53:47
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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an until now unknown element comes out of the microwave oven that you just put Ramen noodles into!
2007-08-11 07:52:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Your kids have a tough time chewing the shrimp.
2007-08-11 07:45:01
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answered by mnmz4lyf 6
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suddenly some guests are arriving and you are not able to prepare food for them even though have enough in kitchen
2007-08-11 16:12:46
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answer #11
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answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6
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