What was your excuse the last time you were pulled over by the cops?

Question

I didn't know that I was speeding sir!

Answer 1

A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th DUI."

The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment. At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.

When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car. The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information.

The supervisor asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in the Glove compartment." The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment. There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order.

Next the supervisor asks the guy to get out and open the trunk. The guy opens the trunk and the only thing there is a spare tire.

At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other cop had told him. The guy says "I'll bet that lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!"

Answer 2

That I was scared because the last time the cops pulled me over I got beat up (which is true). So, I went ahead and drove all the way home, and tried to run in my house. I really had an open beer, and I threw the beer can, and they thought that I was trying to throw some weed.

Answer 3

better question may be the lamest excuse a cop had for pulling me over. One time, this cop pulled me over and that i had to invite him countless cases why he pulled me over. the guy needed my telephone huge type and it extremely is the reason he pulled me over. i'm no longer making this up. He heavily only needed my telephone huge type. yet once extra, while i became only sixteen, the cop pulled me over to verify who i became. It became a small city and he mentioned he'd under no circumstances considered me utilising in the previous--under no circumstances gave a reason of pulling me over in any respect.

Answer 4

My roommate was driving me to the hospital in my car... which goes pretty fast... I had strep throat and couldn't breath that well and the cop's first words were, "So, your radar detector's not working, HUH?"... I tried to explain to him that were going to the hospital and he said that we weren't going anywhere for a while... What a "richard"...

Then, a couple of months after that, I was walking along the sidewalk to a cabstand with some friends and a cop shines his flashlight in my face and tells me to cross the street... I told him it was my sidewalk too, then he yells at me again, so I told him to go "fudge" himself... and got arrested for it... Apparently, there is a law called Use of Fighting Words... I kind of thought we had that whole first Amendment thing, but ok, am going to court in 2 weeks for that...

Cops suck!

Answer 5

He was still laughing from reading my bumper stickers...I fessed up and he let me go with a warning ticket.

Bumper stickers can do more than make other drivers laugh...they can put the cop pulling you over in a better frame of mind.

Answer 6

i told her, yeah a chick highway trooper... which is why i ended up with the ticket.... i told her i was looking at the mapquest and was completely lost. i said do you know where this road is. and she said well you were speeding and i was like oh, really? i didnt realize with the kids crying and looking down t the map. then she said you were going 90 in a construction zone, dont you know its only 35 in the construction zone? then of course i was handed a 300$ ticket. what a great first day of vacation that was.

Answer 7

I saw this old lady on the floor and I decide to speed up to help her up I was trying to save a live

Answer 8

I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.
Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?

Answer 9

Actually the last time I was pulled over, I had no idea why. When explained why, I realized I was in the wrong and took my ticket like a man.

Answer 10

I told him that I was on my way home from the vet, and the kitty in the car carrier was freakin out and almost fell off of the seat. It didn't do me any good, he gave me the freakin ticket anyways.