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Thank goodness you dimwits all vote based on t.v. screen pictures.
Oh yeah, voting on issues might be worth a try sometime.

2007-08-11 06:08:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Elections

7 answers

Well, we did worse when we elected Bush cause we wanted to have a beer with him. One reason is just as good as the other apparently in American politics.

Personally I think Romney is a smarmy CON.

2007-08-11 06:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie Oh! 7 · 1 1

The Mormons believe we all lived in Heaven with Heavenly Father, several Heavenly Mothers, and 20 Billion Heavenly Siblings before we were born here on Earth. Then there was a war. The good guys won and were born White. The bad guys lost and became demons. Those who were neutral or did not fight bravely were born with non-white skin. The bravest of the brave were born to Mormon families.

We all know that Romney must have been a "Valliant Warrior" in the "War in Heaven" during the "Pre-Existence". How else could he have been born "White and Delightsome" to an LDS family here on Earth? Heck, he was probably one of the Commanding Generals . Now , America needs a President with valuable military experience like that to get us through our war in Iraq. Could you please ask "The One and Only True Prophet", Gordon Hinkley, to please release those valuable records to the public? We need to know what battles he fought in. How many medals he won. How many of the "Less Valliant Soldiers" he recommended being born with black skin when they got their chance to be born on Earth. Was Al Sharpton one of THEM ? How about Jesse Jackson? Mormons, this is your chance to show the world the light of the everlasting gospel. Dont miss out. We have General Romney running for president of the USA and we need you badly right now!

2007-08-14 15:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Which women? I particularly don't think that the plastered comb over is very attractive to say the least!

2007-08-11 13:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Fedup Veteran 6 · 1 1

You should vote on where someone stands on the issues... He def does not have my vote

2007-08-11 14:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'm moving to Canada

2007-08-11 13:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Greg 7 · 0 1

You mean like the women falling all over Obama because of his looks. "Oooh,he's like a rock star!" "I got a crush on Obama!"

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3275802&page=1

2007-08-11 13:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Wendy 4 · 2 2

I'd vote for him if he made my wife look hot!

2007-08-11 13:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mark in Time 5 · 0 3

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