I have to go to the doctors for a checkup and I dont want my parents to know I masterbate, will they be able to tell through my pee? Should I lay off masterbating for a few days? Thanks
2007-08-11 01:58:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
There is no way anyone can / will tell or know unless you tell them even your doctor.
So don`t panic
2007-08-11 02:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by kevinmccleanblack 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
even if you do that or not, after a certain amount of time, sperm will be eliminated from your testicles as they have a fixed volume, and that can happen at night
secondly, after you ejaculate, if you wash yourself they can't find sperm in your pee
and for the normal checkup they usually use an optic microscope and the spermatosoids r too small to view them with that
and no dr will write that on your analysis, they r interested in finding how many leucocytes r there, if there is blood or stones
so relax
2007-08-11 02:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by erzebet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax and enjoy yourself. They do not check to see if you are masturbating!! They can't tell by doing test on your urine. Besides, most guys do this (trust me on this), so its no big deal if your parents know or not. It might be a little embarrassing, but its no big thing. You will not run out of sperm, you will not impede your ability to have children later, you will not go blind, and you will not grow hair in the palms of your hands, or any other myths. You MAY, however, have a tough time wiping the smile off of your face if you do it too often.
Relax and wail away dude.
2007-08-11 02:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lon E 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe.
Oh, that's funny.
Sorry. Teenage boys are just funny. You'll laugh at this stuff when you're older too.
First, ALL teenage boys masturbate. Your parents (your dad anyway) probably already assumes that you do. I'm sure the doctor will also assume that you do. You would be abnormal if you didn't.
Secondly, no, they won't be able to tell from your urine. :) Hopefully you don't have callouses on your penis.
2007-08-11 03:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Masterbating is a normal and private affair. No one will ever know unless you tell them. Don't be ashamed of exploring your body; and believe me, it is safer than sex with another partner and more fun than abstinence. So enjoy your body and feel free to contact me anytime!
2007-08-11 02:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by leeta s. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your terrific guess is whilst your place on my own, or masturbate interior the bathe or whilst your interior the tub or something, that's weird and wonderful how she knocks on the door and asks you what is takign so long, my mom on no account does that despite if im in there for like ever haha.
2016-12-11 16:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may show up as a high level of protein. I did that once just before going to the Dr. and you could see it in there. Dr. said I had a high level of protein in my urine.
2007-08-11 10:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Solo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude they cant tell unless you do it just before you go and there may be some sperm in your urine but thats it. BUT dude everyone wacks it if you didnt you would be abnormal your Dr probibly suspects it and so do your parents
be normal dude
Curtdude
2007-08-11 02:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually the loss of eyesight and the hairy palms will give you way.
2007-08-11 04:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Animal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO way--no one would ever go get acheck up if that were the case! dont you worry about that..it's not possible.=)
2007-08-11 02:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by nelzs12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋