For the last several months, I have woken up at least three times a week at 3am. This is no matter what time I go to bed. When I get up, I go and look out my back window and I see someone who looks to be wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit, standing under the trees , near my garbage can. He is holding 2 shiny silver knives in either hand. Should I go out and ask him what his problem is, or am I being to nosey?
2007-08-11 00:45:04 · 16 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It sounds like Its evil clown cousin lurking about your neighborhood at this time of night. Right after McDonald's drive though window is closed for the night he or It is seeking revenge on anyone who has been disloyal to him by eating burgers from Burger King. Look out! He or IT (part 2) is out for vengeance! He seeks to destroy and will stop at nothing to accomplish what he has set out to do. Make sure that any evidence from the 'enemy' is destroyed. By all means, don't leave empty BK wrappers in the garbage can, in your car or any where he can detect their presence. He or (IT) part 2 has an uncanny sense of knowing if there is any hint of evidence from BK. He or (IT) part 2 has extraordinary senses of smell, sight and hearing , just be forewarned!
There is a way to kill him, and it must be done. It must be carried out methodically, carefully and with much pretension. It must take place under the full light of the full moon at precisely 2:15 a.m. somehow, you must lure him back to MacDonald's to the Golden Arches where he or (It) part 2 was created. You will need, 20 large orders of Burger King fries a Whopper , and a large Coke. (The large Coke is for you--as you will become quite parched for thirst.) Take each french fry and lay them end to end in a circle around the Golden Arch, repeating these words. "I'm gonna have it my way, I'm gonna have it my way . I'm gonna have it my way." Soon these words and the BK smell will excite his or (Its) part 2 killing instinct and soon he will appear. Make certain that you stand inside of this french fry circle for the entire ceremony and have the Whopper in your hand, unwrapped. As He or (IT_ part 2) approaches your sanctuary slowly unwrap the Whopper Burger. He looks frightening but remember, he or IT) part 2 is just as afraid of you under the BK veil of protection. When he or (IT part 2) lunges aggressively toward you, shove the Whopper in his mouth making sure he ingests at least some of the special sauce which he or (IT) part 2 is highly allergic to. The scene that you are about to witness is not going to be pretty as he or (IT part 2) starts to bubble up and beak out into frothy , foamy hives that burn and torture his entity.
2007-08-11 15:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, if you go out to confront him, wear something that will hinder you from running away. That way, when he gives you a menacing smile and raises the knives, you can make a Hollywood exit, tripping at least once in an attempt to get away from him.
Also, pick a night when your neighbors have all gone to the lake.
2007-08-11 06:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Beth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be glad it is Ronald and not someone in that creepy Burger King outfit, now that is creepy.
Oh, lay off the ludes before you go to bed.
2007-08-11 07:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by vivib 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your self that your not going to wake up at three anymore and that this character is not going to be there; curiosity is almost always good except when it causes doubts in your own mind about its usefulness to better your life.
2007-08-11 06:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by 123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would desire to be any sort of motives, maximum of them testable. possibly he has to pee, or maybe he hits the "easy relax" degree of his sleep cycle whilst there's a custom that is going by interior the area. possibly the heater/AC is on a timer, and that wakes him up. i could verify the rational reasons out rather of assuming that's magic.
2016-10-14 23:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check and see if that little purple dude is with him the Hamburgler. If so I'd call the cops
2007-08-11 00:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Fleck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the police
2007-08-11 00:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, it might be your imaginations. If you really want to find out, go and see him. If you're too scared, call the police.
2007-08-11 00:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to sleep,hon. It's just a bad dream!
2007-08-11 01:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude what r u on. Where do u come up with these bizarre questions?
2007-08-11 08:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋