Screeching the word of the lord and scaring off my customers
2007-08-11 00:19:22 · 16 answers · asked by Gusdiamond 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, they are very out of tune. You can tell half of them don't really want to be there as well. It's most annoying.
2007-08-11 00:36:16 · update #1
Will you be a good samaritan and kindly sod-off for Christs sake? This is best done on your knees with hands tightly clasped ;)
2007-08-11 00:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am all about preaching for the Lord, but they should not be right outside your door bothering your customers.... Tell 'em to move down a few feet. Are they really out of tune??? LOL
2007-08-11 07:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by behappy9805 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go outside and start preaching back to them, with all the fire and brimstone fervor of a televangelist. Make sure to ask for donations, ask them to pray with you, speak in tongues, etc. A day or two of that should drive them away.
2007-08-11 07:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a Ghetto Blaster, put it outside the shop and play Meatloaf's "Bat out of Hell" album.... should do the trick!!!
If that fails, try a Black Sabbath album.
2007-08-11 07:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by dukeofspace 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You don't say what kind of shop you have but....
if you are a butcher, walk outside with a meat cleaver and ask them if they know the sound of one hand clapping.
lol
2007-08-11 08:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually find a shower of 5hit does the trick x
2007-08-11 07:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take them a tray of refreshing beverages laced with senokot.
2007-08-11 08:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by cherrycheesecake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear. Go and slip them a tenner, to clear off. If that doesn't help, try converting them to Hare Krishna.
2007-08-11 07:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol...he will move in time..i hope for your sake anyways.. or just ask them nicely to move it on down the road a bit..say 100 kms hahah
2007-08-11 07:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by sheru 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hang a huge banner out of the window saying 'God hates you!' and hurl burning bibles at them.
2007-08-11 07:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by becky 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋