What kind of a roll in your play do you have for Prince Charmin to ply his trade in?

Question

Which leading actress would you cast to be his main squeeze?

Answer 1

My play doesn't have a lot of intellectual crap. It more or less gives the straight poop from the eyes of Prince Charmin. I picture someone like... Jude Law playing the prince. He just wipes 'em clean on the screen. That's what we need on stage as well. Someone that won't sit down on the job.... for long that is. I think perhaps his leading actress will be a "Northern" girl. Something to compete with his Charmin' demeanor. Fran Drescher?

I think each will have a roll of their own. One they can unravel bit by bit.........

The scene will take place aboard a ship. Prince Charmin is captain of a trading ship sailing to Asia while getting ready to drop the motherload. The captain's log is quite interesting itself. Just perusing it, you can see evidence of all the exotic dishes served to him by lovely ladies everywhere. But then there.... in front of him..... he sees a vision of beauty floating on a "White Cloud." Great Scott! He sees his princess and knows he must make her his main squeeze. He gets all flushed. He's not sure what has commode'r him. The lovely princess says that she would never make him her boy toi'let alone her husband. Then she cotton'elle train to Chicago and disappeared.

Will my play work? Or is it just a bunch of crap?

Answer 2

Angelina Jolie

Answer 3

Mary Queen of Scotts Tissue

Answer 4

All the world is a stage...

Prince Charmin' can do exactly what it is that any prince is supposed to do... He can ride off into the sunset with me and we can live happily ever after! *rolls eyes* I have to stop reading fairy tales!

Answer 5

I like MnG's answer..but, to answer her,,,your play should work to the right audience...don't know where you'll have to go to find them tho'...good luck..( it's fun to know a playright)