What are some funny things to say while prank calling?

Answer 1

'mommy im lost..i dont know what to do!!'

funny..trust me!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

We did this at band camp, and I know it's immature, but, hey, that's what prank calls are all about.

Call a pizza place. Act all panicked "Hello? Yeah, hi! Do you carry Canadian Bacon pizza?" They should. So then, you say, "Oh, good, because my 2-year-old son Jimmy loves Canadian Bacon pizza and that's all he'll eat right now!" They should ask you for Thin or Original crust or for the size of the pizza. You say, "I think, I'll go with the large, yeah, large, and the crust should be orig-Jimmy, not the stove! Oh God!" Then you hang up. LOL. You don't really get a reaction, but it's funny to do it with friends and laugh afterwards.

You can do this to someone you know. You and a friend can set it up against their parent or something. So, you call when they aren't home, but your friend is. Ask them to take a message and act like you're from an important law firm or something, and give your name to the person taking the message as Mr. A.G. Raffe. Give the number to call back as the number of the nearest zoo. That way, when they call the number, and they'll ask to speak to A.G. Raffe. Get it? A giraffe? LOL. Priceless let me tell you, especially if you can be there when they call back.

Answer 4

Police: Is your P'up in the drive way.
P'up Owner: Yes.
Police: Are you sure you better go check.
P'up Owner: Where's My truck?
Police: Well it appears to be over here on such and such street about six blocks from your house on fire almost burnt up!

This is the for real, no prank, phone call that a friend of mine got in the middle of a nap one afternoon last year.

Answer 5

A while back, I called my friend's house and asked for her. When her mom answered, I told her we were calling from her local women's clinic and that her pregnancy test results were in. When her mom started asking questions ('cos she was a minor at the time) I hung-up. The good thing is that we made the prank at the time when caller-id was not that big. It worked perfectly.

Answer 6

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Hello how are you today sir. This is your cellular service provider. I must ask you a few questions. What do you use your cell phone for mostly? What? Child pornography? Sir, that is a serious offense and I will have to turn your parents into the police. You wil be put in an orphanage where you will be safe. Goodbye.

Answer 7

Don't know about prank calling but the other day my son said "what are you eating under there?" to which I replied" under where". He said " EWWW you're eating underwear!" had him laughing all day. Of course he's only 6

Answer 8

ok....

1. Order a diet water
2. Call Pizza hut and ask for a Big MAc Value Meal
3. Tell them ur puppy is lost and ask them to buy u a new one.
4.Play a disturbing song into the fone.
5. go to a site with music in another language and play it into the fone (check out lut gayee: http://ww.smashits.com/music/hindi-film/songs/4457/hulchul.html )
6.CAll a hotel and tell them u clogged their toilet in room 123
7. Be like "Hi this is ______ will u go to the prom with me?" in a really girly voice and answer in a really girly way.
8.Say" Hi this is Tina from baskin robins. If u name our 31 flavors in 31 seconds, u get 31 dollars!!!" then proceed to count til they hang up.
9. Call KFC and ask them if they chemically alter their chickens.
10. Call KFC and ask if they have sporks.
11. Call and say "Hello???I think you have the wrong number...."

Answer 9

Is John there? (no)
NO! Then where do you go to the bathroom?

Is your refrigerator running? (yes)
Then you better go catch it!

Oh, we used to call the fiance of my college roomy. We would do all sorts of stupid surveys about his college major to stress him out. Then she would go over to visit and tell us how upset he and his roomy were over the "survey". Super funny! It went on for 4 years.

Sample surveys:
I am from the foreign lang. club and want to know if you think all majors, including yours, should be required to take 2 semesters of another language.

Do you think females make better engineers?

Be creative.
Squeak a noisy toy into the phone.

Answer 10

Hello sir or madam, this is Mr. Hewford from the Heinz ketchup company. We have recieved your order for ketchup, but you seemed to have only ordered 3 bottles. We require customers who order to order at least 300 lbs of ketchup at the set price of $5 million. Please do cancel your order if this is inconvinient for you, the minimum order will be delivered tomorrow and your bill must be paid in full. Have a nice day!

Answer 11

hahah - i am a prank caller !!

yo ! this is a prank call !!

hello baby - do you know what a prank call is ? well i am trying to make one.