With the weapon of your choice, who do you want to hit ?

Question

Funniest Wins

Answer 1

Your face.

Just kidding.

I would hit your face's face's face's face with your face.

Answer 2

Lindsay Lohan with an empty beer bottle, Paris Hilton with a cooking pot (she put one in a microwave in an episode of the Simple Life......what an idiot)! And all the other bad people in the world with over 700 million stink bombs and be killed with a Winchester Rifle.

Answer 3

Have Homer Simpson throw a radio-active rod down Al Gore's pants.

Answer 4

There is a mean girl at work that I would love to tag in the butt with a blow dart and just watch her go down like the animals on wild kingdom.

Answer 5

I'd hit the peanut butter jelly time banana with a peanut, not funny huh, the best I could do right now.

Answer 6

The weapon, my fist. The person, my cousin. The reason I don't, I hate to cause a family feud.

Answer 7

I want to hit all the trolls of Yahoo Answers with an elephant.

:)

Answer 8

Hmmm...I'd probably use some ninja throwing stars to hit..............someone stupid. I don't know...I'd probably thow ninja stars at Paris Hilton or somebody, but she'd probably be dead before I could do anything because Paris probably would be everybodys' number 1 target. This'll take some thinking...

Answer 9

Lindsey Lohan with a empty beer bottle

Answer 10

I don't need a weapon. A good c*** punch to Al Sharpton just for his hair alone.

Answer 11

Jessica Alba, no weapon needed.