2007-08-10 13:29:37 · 13 answers · asked by doc cool!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i woke up and saw a flower that was the most beautiful thing I've seen...then I saw you
2007-08-10 13:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by mel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard the really funny one, "Are those moon pants? Because your butt is out of this world!" in a magazine.
2007-08-10 20:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya got any Irish in ya? No? Would ya like some? Don't know how the putz got away with it, but he did!
2007-08-10 20:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me: Hey, how are you?
*in badly slurred English - very drunk*
Her: I'm fine. Are you from France?
Me: Wee wee.
2007-08-10 20:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Smoothie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2007-08-10 20:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ripper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have beautiful eyes / i love ur eyes then ill walk away and the guy will stop me and he'll give me his number or ill give him mine works almost every time!
2007-08-10 20:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by JEN! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you were a booger, id pick you first
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my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in
2007-08-10 20:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Jonathan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is ur dad a terroist? Cause ur the bomb.
2007-08-10 20:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I die, I want to come back as a women's leotard. I hope you would use me.
(it's from bio-dome and it made me laugh.)
2007-08-10 20:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi, I'm rich!
2007-08-10 20:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Exitwound 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋