One of mine is, years ago when I was quite young I dropped my bag in a very busy Woolworths and my little nephew picked up a tampax and put it in his mouth making out that it was a cigarette. (The embarrassing thing isn't admitting to being in Woolworths by the way)
2007-08-10 10:27:46 · 8 answers · asked by Christina K 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I was driving to work and sneezed really hard...I had to turn around and go home and change my clothes as I lost control of my urinary functions (yes, I peed my pants).
2007-08-10 10:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by kelarium 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago, I was asked to go to a school careers day and give a talk on the job I was doing at the time. I prepared the speech, walked up in front of about 200 fifth-formers (That's about age 15-16 for our American friends)....... and completley dried!
I just froze and couldn't get a single word out (I have never suffered "stage fright" before or since that occasion-weird!)
There were amused sniggers aplenty from the audience. I just went home and locked myself in for a couple of days!
The only upside is that everyone concerned seemed to think I was someone called "Rory" so at least I retained a little dignity!
2007-08-10 10:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by James Melton 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is kinda gross, but it is on the top 3 list of most humiliating things in my life:
When I was standing in line at a VERY crowded bank with my younger sis...I was 22 at the time she was 17 at the time. She was on her time of the month, and was wearing very baggy shorts without underwear.
I dropped my checkbook, and trying to be helpful, my sister bent over to pick it up for me. As she bent over, the sanitary napkin she had on fell out of her shorts, right there on the middle of the bank floor...and of course EVERYONE noticed.
She turned red (so did I!!), reached down and grabbed the pad...as we were literally running out of the bank, I ran into a guy and nearly knocked him over.
Needless to say, I used my ATM card and the drivethrough after that...
2007-08-10 10:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Maria 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Back in highschool i was reading a book while walking down the hall and ran right into a pole. It seemed like everyone in school saw it because the rest of the day everyone was asking if i was the girl who ran into the pole. It hit me in a very sensitive area might I add.
2007-08-10 10:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The first visit to the parents of my now wife I managed to cover myself in chocolate from a chocolate biscuit. The next time in the morning I kicked two full bottles of milk of the doorstep. Needless to say I received a bib for my next birthday present, with a brush and shovel.
2007-08-10 21:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Scouse 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was in morrisons and I was checking out this guy and not concentrating on the shopping with my mum, and she was like hurry up!! So I grabbed the closest trolley thinking it was ours and then this old woman started shouting, but I didnt realise she was talking to me...
2007-08-10 10:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My daughter called, to introduce me to her new boyfriend. I coughed and broke wind (really loudly). My god, talk about wanting the ground to open up and swallow me. Shockingly embarrassing.
2007-08-10 10:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
i got drunk at a club and awoke with two women naked that i didnt know i didnt even know were i was or how i got there
2007-08-10 10:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by teren b 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋