it could be inspirational, something that your parents always told you or just something that has an awesome ring to it. Or funny, I like funny.
2007-08-10 08:59:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
"i discovered i was god one night when I was praying and I realized I was talking to myself"
-i dont know
"The world will know peace when the power of love overcomes the love of power"
-jimi hendrix
2007-08-10 09:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...... my all time favorite quote (from Blue Moon by Laurel K. Hamilton) may not be entirely appropriate here, but I guess they can always delete it if they think its too over the top. Anyway, alittle set-up is required for the full effect:
Anita Blake is in a bar looking for some information to clear her ex-boyfriend of false charges. Her current boyfriend insisted she take a body guard with her. The bodyguard is a werewolf and very strong, but not imposing looking (being exactly Anita's hight of 5'2"). A very tall and large man makes a pass at her which she turns down saying she is with some one and takes the bodyguard's hand. The other guy looks down at the bodyguard and askes Anita if she wouldn't like something bigger. She has to end the situation and get rid of the guy quickly without starting a fight with him, so she smiles and says......
" Oh no, I like them small. It makes oral sex easier. "
2007-08-10 16:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by mirrorpuck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a funny one:
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”Will Rogers
2007-08-11 14:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by xg6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say Emily Dickinsons, a qute from one fo her poems, "Because I could not stop for death he kindly stopped for me, the carriage held but just ourselves and immortality" it gives me goosebumps adn its so dramatic. or from the song Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence, "fear is only in our minds,taking over all the time."
2007-08-10 16:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Everyday from here to there...Funny things are everywhere!"
~ 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish', by: Dr. Seuss ~
2007-08-12 03:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Krisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 rules in life will never bend
1. Never whittle towards yourself
2. And never pee against the wind
2007-08-10 16:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by smittybo20 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zindagi mein kabhi tension nahi lena ,bindas hoke i love u kehena ,agar pyaar ke badle sandle mila tho kehna pyari behna sada kush rehna
2007-08-10 16:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by rakesh m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're made upside down.
Keep your enemies close in case your friends turn out to be ba****ds.
2007-08-10 17:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by Adam E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Suck it up and tough it out. Just be the best you can." John Mellencamp
"We're not heating the entire neighborhood!" My Dad
2007-08-10 16:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"that leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well" Dwight D Eisenhower
2007-08-10 16:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋