I recentely told my misses her a*s looked big in her new jeans, will this result in me getting culled or have i grossly missunderstood recent events. Serious answers please.
2007-08-10 08:47:07 · 22 answers · asked by H.A.L 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
You wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wart Floppy.
Yea sorry Manc lush busy day Your misses ain't half energetic ain't she.
2007-08-11 08:03:42 · update #1
Are you bragging HAL ? a foot ! 3 inches more like ! anyway does her a.ss look big out of her jeans ? if it does then THAT is 'serious' !!
2007-08-10 22:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you meany Gerry McCann. Didn't read the question properly 'cos you said foot in mouth not both feet.
On a more serious note if you wife has a sense of humour she'll laugh it off and tell you you have a small weiner. If she doesn't have a soh you're in big trouble.
2007-08-10 09:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by gill79 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you were just thinking like a black dude, "Damn! That a*s is PHAT! Pretty Hot And Tempting..."
The badunkadunk got some junk in the trunk... Shake that thing... Start singing and dancing like you want to get freaky with it...
Otherwise, in the future, just watch what you say. Think first, then talk.
2007-08-10 08:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jay L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to perpetuate female stereotypes, but this may cost you a lot, both financially and emotionally. I would be prepared for at least a few days of filthy looks and snide comments, but it may help if you APOLOGISE and buy her a nice little present.
Remember: Engage brain THEN open mouth.
2007-08-10 08:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At least you were honest with her!!
I'm feeling fat ar*ed, have just eaten a humungous steak!! 5cm thick sirloin!! *belch*
2007-08-10 08:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you need a 2 mile safety zone !
oh sorry wrong desease forget what i just said
2007-08-10 10:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Miserable Git 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Methinks it all depends on the spousal unit. If she hasn't responded/retaliated by now, I'd ask.
2007-08-10 08:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by tatertown_94 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You ain't getting none tonight hun!!
2007-08-10 08:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Will you ever learn,Never repeat never say her bum looks big,You have some serious grovelling to do now.
2007-08-10 08:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But her ar*e does look big in her new jeans
2007-08-10 08:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Manc Lush 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋