Am I a liberal?

Question

I think everyone should have health care paid for by American taxpayers except me I will hide my money

I think killing an unborn baby is cool but killing a convicted murderer is wrong

Despite the fact that the hottest year on record was 1934 I believe we are causing global warming and will be under water before the world series

I believe we should have wide open borders and accept all who come across regardless of country of origin including bin laden. Anybody who wants border security is a xenephobe and I have absolutely no evidence to back that up

I believe you dont know how to take care of your children so the (village) government should do it

I believe poor people are poor not because they didnt seek education and not because they had children out of wedlock in high school but because of the racist policies of our government

Did I mention everyone should pay more taxes except me

So help me out am I liberal

Did I leave anything out

Answer 1

No you got it. Your subscription to the Daily Kos is coming, your guaranteed line to have your letters published in the New York Times in on your email, you get to go see the next tour or Matt Damon, George Clooney, Bill Mahrer, and Susan Sarandon sing the songs of our socialist mother the USSR, and you get to send any conservatives you turn in to the thought police immediately sent to the re-education Gulag in San Fransisco (Sodom and Gomorrah West).

Answer 2

1- I support gun rights and I am also a liberal. 2- I thought Liberals were the elite? You cant have things both ways. 3- I have never heard of any liberal trying to ban all meat products. I also happen to eat loads of meat and do not plan to stop. 4- Homosexuals just want the same rights as everybody else. Conservatives either don't understand this or simply try to make a bigger deal out of it then it is. 5- Again, liberals are suppose to be the elite.... 6- I have heard/read people from both sides calling for shows and hosts to be silenced. 7- Non-christians simply do not want God in the public sector, areas and property in which are government owned. 8- We care about the well being of those less fortunate. However, I am personally not so sure a universal health plan is sustainable.

Answer 3

Nicole, I don't know if you're a liberal, but I will say you are way out there, girl. Fortunately, we live in America, and you are entitled to be out there as far as you want. Peace!

Answer 4

No, you're just reciting the right-wing extremists' standard myths about liberals. Since pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter can't find anything good to say about their own party, they have to trash the Democrats with lies and exaggerations.

The truth about immigration is that the Republicans had six years of nearly absolute power and they chose to do nothing about illegal immigration until the Democrats came along after the 2006 election and shamed them into putting it on the agenda, but it still went nowhere. Why? Because no matter what they may say to try to please right-wing voters, the truth is that Republicans like illegal immigrants because they can pay them less than minimum wage under the table and make bigger profits. The anti-immigration talk is just for show. That's your typical conservative hypocrisy in action.

Answer 5

You do not qualify as a Liberal, you know why.......

1. You dress way cooler than tree hugger will ever do.
2. There is no Bush Bashing in your list

Good One....

Answer 6

You left out a lot!!

Have you showered this week? Soap is to a liberal what garlic is to a vampire

How many American flags have you burned as a demonstration of your freedom of speech? The quota is 5 per week.

If you have children, have you asked them to NOT speak English in public because it may offend the illegals that we "need sooo bad or our economy will be ruined"...

Do you own a rusted out P.O.S. 1972 Pinto with liberal bumper stickers pasted all over the back?

Have you ever had lunch with Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro?

Have you explained to anyone that Iran is a misunderstood nation and they have the right to nuclear weapons for "defense purposes"?

I could go on but why bother. We know that your not a libtard.

Answer 7

You actually forgot that 9-11 was a government conspiracy and Al Gore invented the internet.

Answer 8

If you hate Bush, you may be a liberal.

Answer 9

It sounds like you are part of the far left. The most important from that side is that Bush has caused all the ailments in the US. That should have been your first thing.

Answer 10

Hey Pip, one of your liberal buddies just asked a similar question "Am I a conservative" so you can't make the assumption that only conservatives ask such questions.