My wife and I went out drinking last night and got totally hammered.
I woke up this morning with a painful rectum. And I saw a strap-on on the floor. While we were drinking last night my wife was joking about duking me in the butt. I guess she was serious.
I think it was a trap.
I couldn't control my bowels this morning and my doodoo just slipped out.
I called in sick to work this morning.
I didn't say anything to my wife because she leaves for work before me.
I don't remember anything. But she was really happy this morning.
Did she slip me rufies too?
How can I ask my wife about what happened last night?
Will my corn hole ever be the same?
2007-08-10 08:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by hershey highway road thug 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Desperate for attention?
Boring.
2007-08-10 08:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 16:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask, for evans sake! And yes, your cornhole will shrink back to normal in time - so long as she/you leave the strapon alone for a day or two!
2007-08-10 08:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when she gets home just say, "Hey babe....... did you pound me in the @ss last night? Did I enjoy it?"
Ya'll keep a strap on around just in case?
2007-08-10 08:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by i know it all! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Just ask her. She may have even shot video of it all!!!
2007-08-10 08:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO that is crazy, she is your wife just ask her.
2007-08-10 08:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you kidding, you liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-10 08:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋