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They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

2007-08-10 08:02:50 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

just a joke people

2007-08-10 08:03:06 · update #1

Wow now I feel sorry for the people who can't take a joke

2007-08-10 08:19:53 · update #2

BigPerm! Koodos for being so smart- This is a Dean Martin quote.

2007-08-10 08:24:04 · update #3

63 answers

LOL....

yep.....i can see some people here just need a drink

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2007-08-10 10:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 · 1 0

Well, Kitty... I've got 4 DUI's. I wasn't drunk or stoned, really, on any of them because I was tweeking so damn hard. Life in the fast lane, baby!! Those were the best 15years of my life!!!
I can't handle my booze anymore, I've got to accept that or my kids are going to have their daddy in jail. I love alcohol too much to just have a few. Gimme the whole damn bottle!

To answer your question, no. I would feel more sorry if my kids were raised with their daddy in jail. Poor me, Poor me, Pour me a drink!! lol See ya around!!!

2007-08-11 01:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You, your in-rules are all co-based. i'm optimistic that jointly as they're giving him money and permitting him to proceed his habit, additionally they make excuses for him. They sense sorry for him too, needless to say. Hon, a man or woman who beverages like this is unwell, and while we are in a courting with somebody like this, we exchange right into slightly unwell ourselves. i be attentive to this from first-hand journey, as my father grew to become right into a inebriated and then i observed journey... I truthfully have been sober for various years, yet i wasn't very superb, rational or loving as quickly as I drank, the two. no one is, because of the fact our outdated flame as a inebriated is our drink of decision. no longer something or no one else is as substantial. you will be able to locate help and help in case you attempt Alanon -- a help team for those persons whose lives have been stricken via somebody else's eating. And yours has been affected. We exchange into stricken besides. you will come across suggestion on Alanon conferences on your section via doing a seek for Alanon conferences + Your city + Your State and you will locate suggestion there. If he EVER threatens to devote suicide back? call an ambulance at present. eating is the consequence of underlying emotional issues and psychological ailment -- and if he threatened suicide now? he's had subjects for an prolonged time. those subjects have been the main suitable reason for his alcoholism too. He desires help so if he threatens to harm you or himself, that's a valid reason to call an ambulance, regardless of if he's on the telephone and not in the comparable place as you -- in simple terms tell the operator the place he could properly be picked up. i'm no longer joking, i'm serious. the only way you will get previous it is to get help for YOU. you are able to no longer help him - he has to realize he's unwell and desires help on his own. you are able to no longer reason with a inebriated.

2016-12-30 08:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by ridings 3 · 0 0

Recovering Addict/Alcoholic - 15 years clean and sober and PROUD OF IT! At least I remember what I did the night before, don't wake up in bed with a butt ugly stranger and I never have to worry about getting a DUI!

2007-08-10 08:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by WildOne 6 · 3 0

Wow - kitty! You really got ripped up on this one, huh?

I think we need our own category with a warning on the door!

And, yah, they don't have half the capacity for adventure that a good hangover can bring to a morning commute!

2007-08-10 08:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1 0

I don't drink anymore,,just lost interest. I'm a bit of a caffeine addict now,which actually makes sense. I went from liking a foggy mind to liking an ultra-clear mind.

2007-08-10 08:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1 0

I've never had to drink to have a good time. I feel sorry for those who think they have to drink to have a blast...they must be pretty boring when they're sober.

2007-08-10 08:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I never drink, Im underage. Also, wouldn't you rather be living your life then trying to drink yourself away from it? Hey, if you never drink, you never get hangovers. You never become an alchohlic. You never have beer breath.

even once I am old enough to buy beer, I never will drink the stuff.

2007-08-10 08:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Nope I am one of those people that don't drink anymore. Not that I'm a teetotaler but just don't have anybody to drink with anymore.

2007-08-10 08:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by David T 4 · 1 0

Yes, I'm with you. People who don't drink rarely ever truly relax, or know them selves completely. Because until you've hung out with yourself at your worst (drunken stupor), how will you ever know who your really are. Alcohol brings out peoples 'real' personalities. And they won't know the strength there is in waking up half sh*t faced still and pushing through to overcome adversity.

Chester- can u say '******' one more time please, I don't think we heard you, you ******' ignoramous.

2007-08-10 08:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, I am an alcoholic and I do NOT drink. Have been sober for 13+ years now. And I don't miss it, as my life is soooo much better now.

2007-08-10 08:07:14 · answer #11 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 2 1

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