Can you fill in the blanks with funny stuff??

Question

1) A man without a____ is like a____ without a______.
2) If God wanted me to______ He would have given me____.
3) I can't smile when you're_______.
4) There's NOTHING as absurd as________.

Answer 1

1) A man without a remote control is like a politician without a mistress.
2)If God wanted me to diet, he would have given me an insatiable urge to eat tofu.
3)I can't smile when you're micromanaging every facet of my working life! Buzz off!...:-)
4)There's NOTHING as absurd as a California jury. knowwhatimean?

Answer 2

1. A man without a big bank account is like a goose without a mate.
2. If god wanted me to have money, he would have given me a rich husband.
3. I cant smile when you're passing gas.
4. There's nothing as absurd as a gynecologist examining a man for testicular cancer.

Answer 3

1) A man without a definition is like a knight without a horse.

2) If God wanted me to believe He would have given me credulity.

3) I can't smile when you're shirking.

4) There's NOTHING as absurd as pretense.

Answer 4

1. A man without a cd collection is like a woman without a pair of shoes.
2. If God wanted me to blow myself He would have given me a gun.
3. I can't smile when you're farting next to me.
4. There's NOTHING absurd as Vice President Cheney.

Answer 5

1) A man without a_tv_ is like a_damsel_ without a_knight_.
2) If God wanted me to_multiply_ He would have given me_50 Cent_.
3) I can't smile when you're_sad_.
4) There's NOTHING as absurd as_this question_.

Answer 6

1) A man without a catapult is like a van without a river.

2) If God wanted me to do the hustle, He would have given me a leather hat.

3) I can't smile when you're throwing underwear at the ceiling fan.

4) There's NOTHING as absurd as a man wearing a leather hat and using his catapult to throw underpants at a ceiling fan while dancing the hustle with God at a van down by the river.

Answer 7

1. A man without a foot is like a goat without a horn.
2. If god wanted me to be brave he would of had given me a brain.
3. I can't smile wwhen you're looking at me.
4. There's NOTHING as absurd as kissing a donkey.

Answer 8

1) A man without a woman is like a nerd without a pocket protector.
2) If God wanted me to think, he would have given me a man’s brain.
3) I can't smile when you're taking a dump in the bathroom with the door opened.
4) There's NOTHING as absurd as President Bush trying to speak intellectually.

Answer 9

1) A man without a face is like a joke without a punchline.
2) If God wanted me to like you He would have given me lower expectations.
3) I can't smile when you're singing.
4) There's NOTHING as absurd as a toothless idiot winning the lottery.

Answer 10

1.) A man without a money is like a body without clothes.
2.) If God wanted me to be smart, He would have given me brains.
3.) I can't smile when you're near me.
4.) There's NOTHING as absurd as an absurd bird flying through a window.