Impossible questions; if your so smart, answer this?

Question

ok, here's some questions that are practically impossible to answer! the funniest/most logic wins! PLEASE star this question if you like it!!!

Q1. Can we cry underwater?

Q2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Q3. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Q4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Q5. What disease did cured ham actually have?

Q6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Q7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Q8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Q9. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Q10. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Q10. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Q11. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Q12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Q13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Q14. Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Q15. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Q16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Q17. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Q18. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Q19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

can i please get some good answers?

Answer 1

Yes, to all of them.

Answer 2

Q1. Can we cry underwater?
Well, sure. Just don't sob too deeply, you'll drown when you breathe in.

Q2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I think, like, presidential important.

Q3. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Dude, I hope not because I would get really bored.

Q4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Square boxes are cheaper to make than round ones. Truth, I heard this on TV.

Q5. What disease did cured ham actually have?
I hope not any that were too bad, I ate some ham for breakfast this morning. Thanks, now I'm gonna be paranoid all day.

Q6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
We aren't always the brightest crayons in the box. And some people are a few fries short of a happy meal.

Q7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because babies are so peaceful when they do actually sleep!

Q8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
No, it's called a seeing? Good one, you got me stumped on this, I can't even come up with a smartass answer.

Q9. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
I give up.

Q10. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Refer to question number 6 please!!

Answer 3

q1. If you aren't sobbing and taking deep breaths, you should be fine.

q2. It is not about the person being famous, even though they usually are. Assassinations are politically motivated. So the "murderer" is against some political idea of the other or something.

q3. You don't have or need clothes in heaven.

q4. Square boxes are easier to make.

q5. ha ha ha um....none. Curing is the act of preserving the meat.

q6. ha ha did he go to the moon? Good point on the wheels though.

q7. my daughter slept through the entire night when she was a baby.

q8. lol that is just wrong....ha ha

q9. thats weird, no answer for that.

q10. They aren't looking down, they are looking across an area. You can see farther if you are up higher.

q11. for frozen items.

q12. sometimes intelligent people lack common sense.

q13. because it is vulgar and may be suggestive. Maybe the person will think you want them to accompany you for some activity in the bathroom lol.

q14. Why don't ostriches fly? They are birds.

q15. babies! Lol thats funny. You got me. Actually, food oil comes from the food it references i.e. vegetable oil. Other types of non-food oils are FOR the referent. Baby oil is for babies, motor oil is for motors (engines).

q16. you got me!

q17. yes

q18. I didn't.

q19. because a small puff of air is annoying. Imagine someone blowing in your face and then imagine standing in front of a fan. The fan feels better.

q20. Here are your answers. I took the time to do this lol. Enjoy!

Answer 4

All questions are answerable. Some may not have factual answers, but they don't all require factual answers. Silly answers are appropriate for silly questions.
1) No. You can't breathe under water either.
2) Only political leaders get assassinated.
3) No. But that idea could make a good ad for burial clothes.
4) Cheaper than round boxes
5) Lime disease
6) Our technology advancing faster than our ability to make the best use of it
7) Babies tend to sleep very soundly. They wake every 2 hours because they're hungry not because they have trouble sleeping.
8) Ironically, yes
9) With TV traditionally you turn it on and see who or what is "ON" TV- we know the actor is not actually inside the Television. They may be IN a TV program, just as they are IN a movie, but it just sounds silly to say anyone is IN TV.
10) They are paying for the perspective. You cannot look down on the Statue of Liberty from the ground. Things look different depending on your perspective.
11) See the answer to #6
12) Because then he wouldn't be famous for that role in the show and we would never have known he could make a radio out of a coconut. (Did he really do that? In the show I mean. It wasn't real which is another answer to this question)
13) Children do some times. Social conditioning. It's just not accepted as appropriate.
14) Similar to #12 They are cartoons, and not real. Perhaps on that imaginary planet there are animal dogs and sentient-humanoid dogs? Both are more intelligent then the dogs in our own world.
15) Mineral Oil. Surprised?
16) No.
17) Close enough for me. Just a slight variation on the same tune.
18) To see if they sounded the same to me. But then I googled it to make sure.
19) Never noticed. I'm not a dog person.
I think you forgot one:
20) Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

This was fun. Perhaps I should answer silly questions more often! Thank You!

Answer 5

1. Yes just no one will be able to tell
2. You have to be a public figure and a politician to be assassinated.
3. Invalid question as no one living knows for sure what happens when we die.
4. Because it's more cost effective to mass produce a square box than a round one.
5. There is such a thing as a word having multiple definitions. You should look into that.
6. Can you vailidate that wheels were put on luggage after the first space shuttle launch?
7. Babies don't have the burdens that keep you up at night that adults have so when they sleep it is considered to be more peaceful. And just because you sleep 8 hours does not automatically mean it was restful.
8. yes. Refer to #5
9. Because tv is brodcasted ON radio waves therefore you are on TV. Movies are filmed so you are IN it.
10. Because they can

Answer 6

Here are some more like that:

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Answer 7

Q1. yes, water doesn't effect the tear gland.

Q2.Asassination is kilthe killing of someone for political, moral, or ideological reasons. It isn't nessicarily about the importance of the person.

Q3.No, the Bible say we came into the world with nothing, and we leave with nothing.

Q4.Square boxes are sturdier than circular boxes.

Q5."Cured" in this context means preserved.

Q6.Because NASA wasn't worrying about wheeled luggage, they were busy getting man on the moon.

Q7.Becuase babies fall asleep without having to worry about anything.

Q8.Yes

Q9."In" a movie probably refers to being "in" a movie theater.

Q10.Because they get some kind of satisfaction or entertainment out of it, and it was worth the cost.

Q11.Because there are always those indecent human beings out there.

Q12.They had no way of getting the boat out of the deep water it had sunk into.

Q13.Most people don't go around pointing at their genitals.

Q14.Pluto is portrayed as a pet.

Q15.Water, Mineral oil, Beeswax, Isopropyle Myristate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Myristyi Myristate, Sorbitan Stearate, Sodium Borate, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Disodium EDTA, BHT, Fragrance, Tocopheryl Acetate.

Q16.No

Q17.No, but they start off the same.

Q18.I didn't sing, I went over them in my head. And I did that because I wanted to answer the question.

Q19.Maybe your breath stinks?

Answer 8

1) Yes, it would just be hard to identify the tears.
2) When they are in control of 100 or more people and also depending on who the person who killed them was.
3) No its heaven so you can where whatever you want. You supposed to be happy in heaven and if you where the same thing every day i doubt you wouuld be happy.
4) It is much easier and cheaper to produce a square box than it would to make acircular box.
5) Mad pig disease
6) As people we try to shoot for the moon and not to airport to carry luggage.
7) At one point in time, babies slept much soundlier and that is from when the term originated.
8) Yes, but he wouldn't know what is goin on.
9) When you are in a movies it is a permenent thing. You will always be in that movie. When you are on tv it is only at the moment and con't always be on tv.
10) They like to feel powerfull and like the thought of squishing like ants because to them people in the ground look as small as ants.

Answer 9

1. I think only if you're wearing goggles...hehe
2. I have no idea...
3. I think you get new clothes when you go to heaven...that's why angels are always wearing white robes...
4. That's is a darn good question...haha...next time I order pizza I'll ask them
5. Well since it was cured...I'm thinking it was a mild one...
6. I didn't know that...but some people aren't about the convenience
7. I'm starting to feel really stupid...
8. I think so
9. Never noticed...Maybe because the movie screen is bigger....so people can fit IN it...
10. I should start bringing my own...

Answer 10

1. yes
2. President (most people say MLK was shot while JFK was assasinated)
3.i say no. just your spirit goes to heaven - it doesn't need clothes
4.to make the pizza seem bigger and its easier to hold
5.none
6. people always take the smaller things for granted
7. because babies don't have to worry about anything when they wake up so people who sleep worry free say that they slept like a baby
8. yes
9.hmmm. good question. but think about this. even I can be on TV when its off(my reflection)
10. i can't say i have never done that. but maybe they want the bird's eye view
11. I actually know someone who actually eats their toast like that ugh
12. because then the series would end
13. bcuz unlike me most people are not that rude
14. because goofy is goofy - enuff said
15. i don't want to know. but bcuz veg and corn oil are both made for cooking they had to name it from what it is made instead of what it is for
16. no morality comes from morals
17. ya i say so. i just sang them both
18. so i could answer the question
19. ya dogs are crazy. mine eats grass and toys but he's picky about what i make him for dinner

Answer 11

Pretty funny. But the pizza is in a square box because it is less money to manufacture a square box as opposed to a round one, and it is much easier to assemble a square box