Does this mean that I am a CONSERVATIVE?

Question

I have never blocked traffic in downtown marching with signs that have dumb slogans

I don’t stifle free speech on college campuses by throwing pies at and shouting with people who don’t share my political beliefs

I don’t vandalize the headquarters of the other party before election night

I don’t go on private property to vandalize signs supporting the other party in an election season

I don’t sneak into the other party’s convention to heckle their candidate

I have never complained about the government not finding me a good paying job

I think the Rich pay more than their fair share

I don’t explain all the failures of my party with nutty conspiracy theories

I fly an American Flag on my property

I think most Americans are Smart good People regardless of who is in office

I think my country, the United States, is the greatest country in the history of civilization

I don’t need to liked by countries that don’t share our values or don’t recognize our unique position in the world

I have never seen Farenheight 9/11

When I meet somebody new I could care a less what color or sex they are

I believe this country is great because each individual is free to succeed …………or fail

(I am getting some great responces on my 360 page Blog. But you LIBS are getting it handed to you)

Answer 1

Nope, you aren't conservative. You're a Liberal in Republicans clothing!

1) Congratulations on your consideration to traffic, but people from both ends of the political spectrum have been known to throw stupid demonstrations (pro/anti immigration, pro/anti gay marriage, pro/anti guns, pro/anti you name it...)- although seldom in the morning. Just out of curiosity, have you ever done them in the afternoon?

2) Lol, it's very nice of you not to toss pies. I wish all Republicans would follow your example, especially outside planned parenthood clinics. However, you should be aware that unless you hold a government job, it's actually impossible for you to stifle free speech. Pies, or no pies. Did that happen at one of the demonstrations you don't believe conservatives hold?

3) I'm glad to hear you haven't begun a life of crime. Once again, if you would talk to your fellow republicans about leaving Democratic National Headquarters alone before elections, that would be a blessing.

4) Thank you for not vandalizing signs. Now, if you would just stop putting them up on private property without permission. Or better yet, come take them all down after the election.

5) Thank you for not heckling during conventions. It's a known fact that a candidate should never have to answer a question from a person with a dissenting viewpoint. They should be shielded from the world, and all the accountability in it.

6) It's very sensible of you to not complain about the government not finding you a good paying job- as government jobs don't really pay all that well. Look at public school teachers! You're much better off networking with all the ridiculously rich at your next Party convention.

7) You're mistaken. The Rich pay more than they want to, but no where near their fair share. They've benefited the most from the opportunities this great nation has provided, and much is expected from them in return. What sounds unfair about that? They're still rich on April 16.

8) PNAC Penelope, I've been a great fan of your posts for a couple weeks now. I think your writing style is hilarious, but you do have a tendency to explain your party's failures with nutty "accomplishment" theories. As if every glaring error in judgement were somehow good.

9) Congratulations on your pointed show of Patriotism. Would you like a cookie?

10) Most Americans voted Democrat in the last congressional election. In fact, most Americans voted for Al Gore. Still think we're good smart people? I do. I had my doubts after the '04 election, but '06 redeemed a lot in my eyes.

11) The United States IS the greatest country in the history of civilization. On that we fully agree.

12) You may not personally need the support of other countries, but America does. President Bush has borrowed way too much money from them, in our name, to blow them off anymore. Until we've paid our debts, we should play nice with the other countries.

13) Farenheight 9/11 wasn't all that great, you didn't miss much. I'm not really a fan of the whole Propaganumentary Genre either.

14)"When I meet somebody new I could care a less what color or sex they are."

How liberal minded of you!

15) "I believe this country is great because each individual is free to succeed …………or fail"

You're right, but unfortunately, many individuals are never given the opportunity to succeed, because corporations aren't given the opportunity to fail. These bloated entities suck up all the money, purchase any competition, provide substandard product and service, and it's okay- if they fail, President Bush will bail them out. God forbid a company go under, to allow an entrepeneur to step into it's niche.

Answer 2

I need more information.

Are you OK with a vice president who owns stock options on Halliburton handing out no bid contracts to Halliburton?

Do you feel at all betrayed when your president dummies up "evidence" of WMDs to justify invading and occupying a soverign nation?

Does it seem fiscally responsible to you to give tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans while at the same time running up deficits greater than that of the first 42 presidents combined?

Which of these do you consider a serious problem - someone getting a ******* or someone killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people?

Do you hang your head in shame when you hear your president speaking as a proponent of torture?

Are you embarrassed when you see the attorney general of the United States. the chief law enforcment officer in the nation, breaking the law by lying to Congress?

Do you think it is fair for the son of a wealthy politician to spend the Vietname war guarding Alabama and then not even show up to do that?

Do you accept that when a governor of Texas vetoes a bill then is forced to enact it when the veto is overridden is "crossing party lines in the spirit of cooperation"?

When someone runs one failed business after another only to be bailed out by his father's rich friends does that qualify them as a "success" to you?

When your president says he talked to God and got the OK to start a war, does that make you want to puke?

Do you accept the notion that the US can do whateever it wants without consideration for how the rest of the world will react?

Would you favor a political system where the more money you have the more votes you get?

Answer 3

Are you a Conservative like Goldwater or Bush?
Bush is not a Conservative he is a corporatist. Let the oil companies and chemical companies set policy. Ignore the environment. Placate the far right wing idea logs.

Answer 4

You could be a Moderate or a Conservative. Don't mind what the far left has to say. They seem to think anyone who doesn't want socialism is a neo con.

Answer 5

No, you just drive a gas hog that spews poison every time you turn it on.

You buy as much free speech as you can afford.

You break into the other party's headquarters and your president gets impeached and then resigns in disgrace.

You rely on family connections to get a job.

You have numerous tax shelters in island countries that let you get away without paying taxes.

Your party never admits to a mistake, even when caught in the act on videotape.

You fly a flag because you think patriotism equals money.

You are a liar.

You are delusional.

Yes, you ARE a conservative!

Answer 6

Ye and you have a brain the Libs' lack

Answer 7

It could mean you're a conservative.

Or it could be that you're a liberal living out a wonderful dream and don't quite know how to come to grips after you wake up and realize everything you just dreamed was really a magnificent hallucination.

Answer 8

You have a problem with "dumb slogans"? As opposed to what, the profound and thought-provoking contribution you've made to posterity here? Dismissing any point of view that doesn't coincide with your own with weak ad hominem attacks has never accomplished anything worthwhile in the past, nor will it ever do so in the future.

Answer 9

Your a very kind person. The kind that... darn it this is where I usually make a joke. Isn't it amazing how some who say they believe in the freedoms this country so deeply cherish try to censor those who don't agree with them. I respect and appaud you for not being that kind.

Answer 10

I wont bash your views,but I will say that you sound like someone who has been in the Matrix since conception,and has never tasted what it is to have to struggle in life.I'm not talking about not having enough cash to by wants,but not enough to even survive