2007-08-10 05:55:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol Chuck Norris! The kitten does do a mean roundhouse kick.
2007-08-10 06:01:21 · update #1
...No .... resists the cuteness factor!
Cats are genetically bred for cuteness as a defense.
If you let your guard slip...even a bit you will wake up one morning hog-tied, by woven hair-ball fibers, face-down in the litter box while now Queen/King Kitty hosts a milk party for 53 of his/her closest friends.
2007-08-10 06:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh boy! hmmmm...I think you'd remember that. Have you found any strange marks on your body or experienced any time lapses in the last 3 months? If you have you might want to consider that you've been abducted by aliens. Something doesn't seem right, we felines usually have litters...the kitten doesn't bear a strange resemblance to Chuck Norris does it?
2007-08-10 13:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Seen the high kick kitty move from a cat called Jasper who lived over the road from us. He'd put Jet Li to shame.
2007-08-10 13:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fiendishly clever kitten, to me.
2007-08-10 12:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by rogue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can I expect to give a good answer to this? Okay, yes, your the mamma
2007-08-10 13:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Angelheart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you be nice to the kitty! Remember what your momm told you
2007-08-11 23:04:40 · answer #6 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remember that time you posted a question that said - could I be pregnant? I guess you were!
2007-08-10 14:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Beth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe... I just adopted a kitten... and she thinks my malamute is her mother.....and the dog thinks the darn thing is her puppy too......weeeeeiiiirdddd....
2007-08-10 13:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
are you sure the kitten didn't have a species change?
2007-08-10 21:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not let him close to your boobs...one look and he will be kneeding like crazy...
2007-08-10 14:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by White 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋