Fake a heart attack and pee a little..????
2007-08-10 05:49:45 · 25 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL #4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How many times this year has your grandmother died? ;o)
2007-08-10 05:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depending on your age, you can say you get called in on Fridays for workat 2:30 and that you need to leave at 2. That its a part time job. Only thing that I could think of. Good luck. o:
2016-05-18 23:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fake heart attack may result in unwarranted calls to 911. Fully clothed sit on a chocolate bar...let it melt a little. Wash off most of it. Walk up to your boss...turn around and say, "As you can see I have lost control of my bowel and must go home."
2007-08-10 05:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gee that didn't work for me. I had a heart attack. They just propped me up at my case, and I was still there on Monday when they came back in. There is NOTHING that has not
been tried.
2007-08-10 05:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! "pee a little" is really funny.
Migraine
Just got thru vomiting, need to go home
One of your kids is sick
Neighbor called, saw sparks, house is smoking
Need to go to cemetery, headstone dedication today
2007-08-10 05:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them you need to be checked for chicken pox that you think you were exposed to it .you got these little red blisters on your butt.you just found out from your girfriend that her kid came down with it.you might even get next week off with that.lol
have a great weekend.
luv ya,
stormy
2007-08-10 06:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by stormy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Massive Migrain, kid's play, visit from in-laws, mid life crisis.
2007-08-10 05:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fake an anal prolapse... If that isn't a good excuse to leave, then I don't know what is.
2007-08-10 05:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although I applaud your plan, it's Friday, no need for an excuse.
2007-08-10 05:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I leave at 12:00 on Friday anyway....hahahaha....!
just stick your finger down your throat and puke.
2007-08-10 05:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your surprise party that you aren't supposed to know about. "No it's not my birthday, I did the Heimlich maneuver on my next door neighbor and the neighborhood is throwing me a party."
2007-08-10 05:56:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋