2007-08-10 05:38:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Whatever you do, hide your catnip stash! That stuff ain't cheap.
2007-08-10 05:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is how I'd handle the situation...first introduce yourself with a swift swat to the intruder's face. He/she will look at you with a blank confused stare. Then he'll pull that cute look on you. Don't fall for it! Once he sees this doesn't work he'll run to the owner. By this time he realizes it's war and he'll pull out all the stops. From now on, every time you assert your authority you'll get in trouble. You've never relieved yourself on the carpet right? I hope not. The next and final step is simple. Leave kitten sized presents all over the house. Believing in your innocence, the owner will now focus the negative attention on the usurper. At this point the kitten will give up and submit to your authority. Have fun celebrating your victory! Meeeow!!
2007-08-10 05:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stand up real tall and splay your hair out. Use a dry hair shampoo and no conditioner. Make your eyes open extra wide and display your fangs. Kittens are intimidated by large size cats. You'll soon have the pecking order established and that young'n trained before he gets big enough to claw out your eyes.
2007-08-10 05:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Alf W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
supply them time. Kittens will oftentimes endear themselves to the person cat, regardless of the undeniable fact that it DOES take time -- in line with threat a number of months!. the kitten is an "stoopid little invader" on your abode, and Miley is purely protecting her territory. ensure that pay AS plenty interest to Miley as you do to the kitten! Kittens are cuteand stressful, and it is basic so which you are able to spend too plenty time with the kitten. Cats DO such as you to talk them, and that they DO get jealous once you pay interest to a pair one or some component else. to avert destiny issues, purely ensure you have 2 cat packing boxes! do no longer even enable the peeing in the floor start up . . . . .
2016-10-02 01:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send the Kitten next door to introduce himself to the 5 distempered Rotties next door .... Tell the kitty that everyone's day is brightened by a cute kitty and they will even let you share their food.
Problem solved.
2007-08-10 06:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Always take the lead.
Always be first.
Remember you know all the great
hiding places, and the comfy places
to snooze.
2007-08-10 06:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by elliebear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you should be nice to him! he may not know as much as you or be as big as you, but you can show him the ropes around the neighborhood. take him under your wing, it might come in handy when he gets bigger, instead of beating you up he'll respect you.
2007-08-10 05:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by dcarcia@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Act all high and mighty, don't do anything to disobey your owner, and stick up your nose and tail
2007-08-10 05:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who? Your owner or the new kitten?
2007-08-10 05:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
just smack him around a little , he will get the picture real quick, but leave your claws in first time that way if he doesn't you can really show him the second time!!
2007-08-10 05:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bambam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋