2007-08-10 02:02:12 · 18 answers · asked by bik_ko 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
my plan is get my shotgun my rifle my handgun and gun cleaning kit get my backpack full of shotguns shell 500 my camera bag that has 2000 .22 bullets and my 200 357 bullets go to mt locale liquor store witch by the way sells ammo and has bars on all the windows and some food in there and a **** load of alcohol and drink myself to death or till the stuff get cleared out
2007-08-10 02:13:48 · update #1
I'll give them my church pamphlets and then I'll stay at my church.
First, no one new ever goes to a new church because they got a pamphlet or flyer. Second, if they do, I'll convert them. :) Then they'll only come to that location on Easter and Christmas. Fourth, if they won't cooperate with all the conversion and baptismal stuff, I'll just sprinkle holy water on them. I'll have all I need.
Holy water does work on them, right? Right?
2007-08-10 02:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by crage_ralius 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Quickly, gather all family and friends...barricade windows and doors, frantically search the DVD collection to find the combat training classic known to the civilized world by the name of "Shawn of the Dead"...play it....assign weapons to family and friends, wish I had a cricket bat but realize a baseball bat may serve just as well....go out and steal a Jaguar automobile and make battle with the minions of evil....
:Muuwwaaahaahaahaa
Edit: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH, I can't believe I forgot that Cat! We MUST go to the pub....
2007-08-10 09:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would run fast without looking back!
If you watch zombie films the person being chased ALWAYS falls over because they are looking back and despite the zombies travelling like snails they manage to gain on them.
2007-08-10 09:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by mumstheword 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sit in a room surrounded with concrete walls, a loaded shotgun and unlimited ammunition, and when they break through------------fire like crazy
2007-08-10 09:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stephanie♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Act Like Zombies and pretend to be one of them
2007-08-10 09:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by PM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot them with salt or throw salt on them. Once they get a taste of it, they return to the grave.
2007-08-10 17:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rob all the computer,handphone,electronics and videogame shop in my area
2007-08-10 09:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by mathan raj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure they can't climb. I'd go old school and live in the trees.
2007-08-10 16:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by Salarial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naturally! Go to the pub!
2007-08-10 09:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
make a movie out of it, escape to another planet, and sell it for some cash.
2007-08-10 09:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋