Which of the following co-workers would you most like to get a restraining order against?

Question

A.) Missy the Flirt
B.) Gina who likes to Gossip
C.) Tim and his five kids which he carries around in his pocket and whips out everytime he passes by your desk.
D.) Carol who had the worst flatulence of man kind.
E.) Bruce who is constantly trying to look down your shirt to see if he can "find something real."
F.) The boss who is telling you to get off Yahoo Answers and do some real work.

Answer 1

G.) Tom the back-stabber who sucks up to the boss.
H.) Debbie the know-it-all who will tell you you do everything wrong & what you should do, especially in your personal life.
I.) Gene the boss who has never done your job, but will tell you how to do it, even though you've been doing it for 20 years.
J.) Mary who wears TOO much perfume.
K.) Julie the two-faced one who will smile in your face & trash you behind your back.

Answer 2

B. Get rid of Gina, no good comes from gossip. Have Missy flirt with the boss to keep him busy so you can do what you want. Have Tim bring naughty photos of his wife in to keep Bruce occupied and keep Carol close to you. Carol will keep everyone else away, rub some good smell under your nose. Happy typing.

Answer 3

E.) Bruce who is constantly trying to look down your shirt to see if he can "find something real."
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F.) The boss who is telling you to get off Yahoo Answers and do some real work.

Both suck in different ways.

Answer 4

F ... there's nothing more offensive than that!

Then C .. I hate kids ... so having to look at your family photos really pains me. I don't like to be nasty, so I mindlessly flip through them.

Then B ... gossip and negativity is contagious .. you have to nip that in the bud.

Then D ... I'd follow her with a can of air freshener if I had to!

Then A ... Just because that can be annoying after a while.

Finally E ... Bruce is just being, well, a guy!

Answer 5

well....

Missy the flirt is harmless enough, its just flirting...
Tim and his 5 kids, well he is just a proud as punch dad...
Carol smells, but is otherwise no threat...
Bruce is a bit creepy but at least he is honest about it...
The boss has a point....

BUT Gina, she gossips, she knows everyones little secrets, she knows things they dont even know she knows and she is more than capable of doing something with that info and making it look like someone else did it...

Answer 6

I'd throw out the chick with the worst PMS, is that Missy, Gina or Carol? Don't tell me, my boss is the female with the worst PMS?!

Answer 7

All of them except Bruce sound harmless. But I wouldn't go to a restaining order. Maybe wear a shirt that doesn't reveal anything or just tell him to f*** off

Answer 8

She is nuts. i'd actually report her for harassment on your boss or the HR branch at present at artwork! tell them she accompanied you living house and tried to dictate that she became into staying at your place without an invite! tell them she is continually harassing you at artwork and suggested as you a racist purely because you rejected her and that she is making it difficult to artwork and uncomfortable to artwork. i'd ask for a circulate or stop the activity and hit upon a clean one. stay faraway from her! She is nuts. i'd start up working from the bus if she accompanied me. Or take a distinctive bus or get a trip living house next time.

Answer 9

D. Carol.

Because she more than likely has halitosis too. People who do not take time to clean their bodies really disgust me.

F. The boss

Is a close second, I hate bosses.

Answer 10

Bruce or Missy would be my choices.