2007-08-10 00:54:29 · 9 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omg, i remembered something funny.
it goes like this, there was this kid who wasnt keen on speaking english, he`s a native speaker of the filipino language, he was askin his english teacher if he could leave coz his mom is in the hospital and is about to give birth (he spoke this in the filipino language), the teacher said "english please, or i wont let you go", the kid said "ma`am i can went the hospital, because my mother is born"...we all died out laughing..
2007-08-10 01:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife is an RN at a local hospital. Another RN she worked with had her boyfriend call in to say she was killed in a car accident. After about a week of nothing in the newspaper obituary section, red flags started popping up. This is how she quit her job – she will always be a loser.
2007-08-10 01:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thermonuclear War
2007-08-10 00:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A supervisor of mine (i replaced into Assistant sales supervisor on the time, this replaced into in California) who knew his days have been numbered, counseled business company his father died and he mandatory to visit Indiana for the funeral. each guy or woman interior the corporate knew the mgr's parents have been from India and lived in England, indoors of days I rather have been given a variety at artwork telling me i'd desire to been promoted.
2016-12-11 15:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see. My parents are sick and I don't trust the babysitter to keep my baby.
2007-08-10 00:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually I'm the one giving the lame excuses. I have heard of people calling in because their dog was sick and they needed to take him/her to the vet...LOL
2007-08-10 00:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was so drunk before work that I am still not sober. And he honestly acted like it was a legitimate illness!
2007-08-10 00:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I was in jail." that is what someone called in to their manager, I was the receptionist.
2007-08-10 00:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by luvmyfam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I have dislocated my earlope, and it's really painful!"
2007-08-10 00:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋