Every morning my wife give me delicious biscuit. Her biscuit have won state-fair contests. It’s why I married her! (J/K) So I take my snack to the bus stop everyday wrapped in a paper towel, then sit on the bench and dive in. Anyhoo just recently a homeless man started to show up and hang around with this sign that says “Will Work for Food.” The first time he just watched me eat biscuit. I was creeped out but I hungered for biscuit so I got through it. The next day he was there again. While I ate biscuit he said, “What ya got there,biscuit?” I told him, “Biscuit.” (I think he wanted it) Then, he just watched me eat biscuit. On the third day, I show up to the bus stop and his sign says, “Will Work For Biscuit” I thought, oh crap, ya know, this guy wants biscuit. So I just take off in a sprint and run and eat biscuit. Biscuit got everywhere. So now, I don’t know what to do. If I give the homeless man biscuit he might want it every day. I can’t put him to work. I'm just in tech school.
2007-08-10 00:33:26 · 10 answers · asked by jimmyjfox 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Bring two biscuits and give him one. Or since he says he will "work" for it and you don't have any work for him, maybe you can work out a simple trade, so you both feel it's fair.
2007-08-10 01:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Linda D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes give it him! You wanted the biscuit on the third day, why? Because you were hungry. How do you think the man feels knowing you have 3 meals a day, and still won't allow him your biscuit. How would you feel if you didn't eat hardly anything and you relied on one person to donate you some food, even just a crumb, and he ran off with it. He could die because of you, who cares if they are your wifes nicest???
2007-08-10 07:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by Hana :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like the way you tell a story ... Bring 2 biscuits with ya =)
2007-08-10 19:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Helpfulhannah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do as you would be done by.
Have you ever heard that phrase? it comes from an old childrens book called'The Water Babies"
Mrs "Do As You Would Be Done By" is a lady who teaches children to treat people as they themselves would like to be treated. If YOU were hungry and I had a biscuit, would you like me to give you some of My biscuit
2007-08-10 07:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by gone! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not bring two? A biscuit tastes best when shared with another.
2007-08-10 07:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Give him the biscuit. Food is food is food, and this man needs food.
2007-08-10 07:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree with above answerer, why not bring an additional biscuit with you to share ? haha
2007-08-10 07:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by creepout 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-10 07:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Continue your routine and if he keeps bothering you then get the police on him.
2007-08-10 07:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Animal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the problem??? :D
Just bring TWO buscuits. One for you, one for him. No problem! :D
Simple! ~Cindy! :)
2007-08-10 08:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♛ CindyBradyTooh ♛ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋