2007-08-09 21:17:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, the real question you jerk is: what kind of stuffy humorless fool takes these types of questions seriously?
2007-08-09 21:26:11 · update #1
ignorance is bliss. I've never heard of a dead guy complain about the load he just dropped in his pants because - oh yeah- they were DEAD. the real question is 'Why did your mother raise such an idiot?'
2007-08-09 21:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by AndWhatNot 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Die Like Elvis
2007-08-10 04:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Keith 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have them pump you out right before you die. That's why they always clean you out before you go into the operating room for surgery.
2007-08-10 04:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always keep a big cork handy and if you feel likely to pop off at any time - you know where to shove it.
2007-08-10 04:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Debi 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How are you gonna die? If you die of starvation you won't. If an enema is taken before you won't. That doesn't happen to everyone you know.
2007-08-10 04:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by egomezz007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know always drink a ton of water that way when you die you will pee yourself. hey it's better than crapping yourself
2007-08-10 04:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the bathroom first, before you "die", if you can predict ur own death that is. death is unpredictable and theres nothing you can do to stop it
2007-08-10 04:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't go out on a full stomach.
2007-08-10 04:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have yourself bagged (colostomy) before it happens
2007-08-10 04:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't eat a whole lot before you die
2007-08-10 04:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by thepinkpipster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋