Can Anyone Cheer Me Up...............?

Question

......... I need motivation to get happy!

..........Is it down to me to make myself happy ?

Answer 1

Felt like that myself.....you cant make yourself happy...hour or so from now you'll feel fine....think happy thoughts....

Answer 2

Yes and no. You CAN control your feelings, but don't feel like you have to. Get off the computer and go call up some friends! Go to a movie! Buy chocolate! Rent a comedy!

Or if you'd rather just stay on the computer here are the videos I watch to cheer me up :)

Go to youtube and type one (or all at different times obviously) of the following:

-Flight of the Conchords (hilarious New Zealand dudes)

-Extras (this is a great English show that will keep you laughing, there's lots of good clips)

-Clips from any funny movies: Blades of Glory, 40 yr old virgin etc etc

Feel better!!! :D

Answer 3

everyone needs a little cheering up once in a while... turn that frown upside down :) I always try to joke around to make my friends feel better when we go out and they are bummed out.

heres a joke

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.

Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."

The bartender says "Prove it."

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!"

"Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it.

By the way, where is the men's room?"

The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.

Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.

The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my god!" said the bartender.
"Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says: "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."

haha sorry I couldnt help myself... if that doesnt make you happy I dont know what will

Answer 4

Yes it is down to you to make yourself happy never expect any one else to make you happy.... do the things you like with people you like or look into a new hobby or dance around the house singing out loud do silly things like when you were a child.... it makes me happy and really good friends and family

Answer 5

Well, the best motivation I can give you, is that you should be happy all the time, no matter what happens. Because, of course, life does not last long, and after this, poof, your gone, so make this life worth it all.

Answer 6

I guess we all have our bad days. lol

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!

Answer 7

My wish for you
Is that this life becomes all that you want it to
Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small
You never need to carry more than you can hold
And while you’re out there gettin’ where you’re gettin’ to
I hope you know somebody loves you
And wants the same things too
Yeah, this is my wish

Hear some music, Im sure it will help ya! : )
GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )

Answer 8

Next time its dark go outside and stare at the sky.Within 5Min's of looking into the heavens you will see a shooting star.This is going to cheer you up I promise!

Answer 9

I hope this one helps..

Signboard Outside A Prostitute's
House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger
Than They Appear From Outside.

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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the
Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean
to ask if I can take this train to New
Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid
it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his
table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately
responded, "Thank you, your honor,
I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will
Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will
Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has
The Will But No Power.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve
everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop
or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference
by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
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Little Susie came running into the
house after school one day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school
today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her
daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell
me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got
50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in
science."



Customer : Waiter, there's a dead
beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very
good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he
won't drink much.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled
tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your
problems. Give the menu card.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly
swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to
do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning
of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a
waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here.
Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th
floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for
superstitions
.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I
was born.
~~~~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes
funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't
you laughing?
~~~~~~~

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for
school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I
was playing football and the game went
into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a
psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep
forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?'
asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?'
said the man.

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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Customer : If I post this letter
tonight, will it get to New York in
two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely
will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Germany.

Answer 10

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