What is your favorite qoute/saying?

Question

Mine are...

'Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you'

'Life is like photography, we develop from negatives'

'It's mandatory to grow old, but optional to grow up'


...so what are your favorites?

Answer 1

"All the world is a stage, and all the men and woman merely players,they have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his act becomes 7 ages"
William Shakespeare

Answer 2

Uh-oh. You shouldn't have asked me that. Now I have to tell you them. There are QUITE a few:

"I just saw my parents having sex. That's the last time I go to THAT website." -Larry the Cableguy

"Does God's light guide us or blind us?"- Unknown

"The history of the world is but the biographies of a few, great men." -Unknown

"We live in a world where half of us are starving to death and the other half are on diets." -Roseanne Barr

"If only God could leave me some clear sign of his existence! Like leaving a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." -Woody Allen

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asimov

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter S. Thompson

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.”-George Shaw

“I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”-Jean Kerr

"You had me at hell no."- lmao

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”-Billy Crystal

“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.”-Maya Angelou


“I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate -- it's apathy.”-Anonymous

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.”-John Carrol

“If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?”
-Jack Handey

“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”-Muhammad Ali

"The secret to success is knowing what you absolutely cannot do...and then doing it."

"Someone once said that the world is a fine place, and it's worth fighting for. I agree with the second part."

Answer 3

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Woody Allen

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

Answer 4

You Can Lead A Whore To Water But You Cannot Make Her Think.

Answer 5

These quotes are all of Blake Lewis:
" I might be taking a risk on it which is fine because if you dont take risks in life you will never see anytihing new."

"Im kind of a ninja"

"Some say silence is golden, I choose noise"

"Exclimation Point"

Answer 6

What has to be done isn't always fun. Me

What a wonderful world...... oh yeah! Louis Armstrong

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow!

Answer 7

If wishes were fishes we could feed the world


If and maybe had a baby and named it neverdid.

Answer 8

"The Hottest Love Has the Coldest End"

Answer 9

"Take these broken wings and learn to fly again."


Taken from that one song whose name and artist I can't remember. It's not really my absolute favorite quote, but it sounds good.

Answer 10

my absolute favorite - i made up - is:

if you're driving the speed limit in the left hand lane and I'm tailgating you, DON'T SLOW DOWN - GET OUT OF THE WAY !!!