I'm really sad. I just spent the last few minutes crying my eyes out. Can you tell me a joke or somthing funny that happened to you? Anything to make me laugh. I feel really bad.
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2007-08-09 16:48:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-08-09 16:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.
Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad
.........
Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
" For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.
The next morning,
A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here ."
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- Moral Of the Story
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,
IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT
2007-08-09 23:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Nika 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Please dont cry you will make me cry, sorry I dont know any really funny jokes. Cheer up sweetheart the jokers will be here in a minute promise , hug and a kiss on the forehead from Nottingham England.
2007-08-09 23:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear you're feeling blue.....I don't know how you feel about cats....but we have two...they're black, sister kitties...Sissy and Sassy....yesterday my oldest daughter is standing at the kitchen sink and Sassy walks up to her and puts her front paws on her leg, wanting some attention...so she pets her for a few....and then Sassy decides to be nosey and stands up on her hind legs, putting her front paws against the lazy susan.....she pushed it open at the exact same time she moved her head forward and ended up getting her head like smashed against the part that she was pushing on.....
I know it sounds awful...she was okay...it was really funny and I swear.....she walked away shaking her head *like okay, that didn't work....I gotta try something else next time*
Hope you feel better soon...tomorrow is another day....
(((((((((Hugs)))))))))
2007-08-09 23:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stepped into my cat's litter pan with ribbed flip flops on.
I just spent the last few minutes removing clumping litter from very fine crevices.
This happened immediately AFTER my shower.
2007-08-09 23:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand up by yourself and make the gayest face possible now start doing a really embarassing dance. Feel Better ? if not do it infront of the mirror
2007-08-09 23:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lexeah 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me but, are you my lost sister I've been trying to find, you have sad puppy eyes, just like me. You must be her, Yes, I found her. whooh hooh.
2007-08-09 23:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by Just J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try this classic clip from the old "Carol Burnet Show" it's one of my favorites. (Boy I miss that show!) Hope you feel better soon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T8i4FkNVo&mode=related&search=
2007-08-10 00:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Starscape 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to Orlando tomorrow.. wanna tag along? ;)
2007-08-09 23:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Joes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww, I sorry =( you can look at my doggies pics on myspace, they always make me happy! (myspace.com/trixiesmama87)
besides that, you're welcome to message me on yahoo to chat, I hate being sad! Good luck!
2007-08-09 23:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Trixies Mama 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋