What are the 3 worst "hockey" questions asked on here?

Question

IMO,

1. Why are the Montreal Canadiens called the Habs? (asked at least 10 times every week..soooo annoying!!!)

2. Who is the hottest NHL player? (Girls...pleeeeeease stop asking this..the answer is easy... Mike Ricci)

3. Who will win the Stanley Cup? (OK, this question is not as bad as the last two, but not when it gets asked

a)1-3 days after the LAST Stanley Cup ended
b) When there are about 200 unsigned UFA's and RFA's still out there
c) When not even a single hockey game has been played yet (why not ask who will make the playoffs...that's a big enough crapshoot, seeing how both the finalists from '06 missed last year)

I'm sure there are more annoying questions out there. Feel free to vent your frustration here, folks.

LMFAO John, that's funny

itssoeasy, if u really wanna know why the Leafs suck check out my last answer. I bet it has like 10 thumbs down on it already.

Answer 1

1. Who will win the Cup? (The frakking dead horse that keeps getting his ar$e beaten with this question. The poor thing deserves it after this past off-season.)

2. Are the Sabres (or any given team coming from a bandwagon) the best team ever? *in the details* Because they are! (Thanks for wasting my time. You just answered your own "question.")

3. Any wrong category questions. (How hard is it to put it in the right category? It's called "ritalin," kids!)

Y! Answers in general:

1. How do I lose 50lbs in two weeks? (Get rid of some organs....a LOT of organs.)

2. Am I pregnant? (Yes, someone or something incubated you with that alien thing that fought Signourny Weaver. How do I know? I'm psychic up to 3000 kms.)

3. Is so-and-so from that show going out with you-know-who from that movie? (Who the frak cares? How do celebrities control people's lives like this? I should ask that...)


Oh, and people who can't spell (IT'S CALLED SPELL CHECK) and tYpE lIkE tHiS.

AND: How much is this hockey card worth? (*sighs* eBay...just go there.)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Mine's only slightly different. Here we go, counting back to the number one worst question:
3. Why are the Montreal Canadiens called the Habs?
Indeed. You know, I never had to ask anyone this question and I'm not even Canadian, let alone French Canadian.

2. Who will win the Stanley Cup?
Are hockey fans psychic or something? I know I'm not, so I'm feeling like a missed some kind of hockey fan bonus. Wonder where I was... probably watching hockey.

1. GRETZKY OR LEMIEUX?
This is the worst. Opinion City. Population: Everyone.

...By the way, Rod Brind'amour is way hotter than Ricci.

Answer 4

Your list covers the some of the specific questions that are definitely most annoying, but there are whole categories of questions that I wish I could delete:

1. Any question asked just to affirm your own opinion rather than gain any fact or insight. These take the least amount of intelligence to answer and always go to the person who massages the asker's ego most.
example: Who else thinks the Detroit Red Wings are so awesome? Why is Sidney Crosby the best player ever?

2. Any questions that get left to go to vote. I never understood a good reason for not selecting an answer to your question and for slapping the people in the face who take the time to reply to your question. At least take a stance and make a decision, after all, the asker gets points back and we dont have to see the dumbest answer get voted just because he/she has 4 more friends on here.

3. Any questions that involve the personal lives/tabloid rumors/gossip surrounding the players. I come on here to talk hockey and get away from the TV which is littered with nothing but gossip these days. Save it.

Thanks suspended guy, frustration vented...

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Answer 6

Well, there's a bunch, so i'll list the 2 worst categories, and one actual question.

3. "How do I post a question in the hockey section?"
2. Non-hockey related questions
1. Puck bunny questions

#2 isn't so bad because I usually try to come up with some smarta** answer linking it to hockey.

Answer 7

Any question that starts with "Who here thinks that..."
Question poser is obviously either looking for like minded cronies so they can mastermind some great world changing event or their insecure teenagers who failed English, spent most of their lives jagging off and have never worked a lick in their entire lives. They most likely got their half-baked ideas from smoking too much wacky tabbacky, reading superhero comics and hanging around other morally bankrupt and intellectually challenged miscreants like themselves. They use 'like' at least 3 times in every single sentence and the only adjective they are capable of using is a variant of a crass form of the word copulate with and 'ing' added to the end. And further, they no doubt are in need of a harsh and swift dose of reality being administered by a steel toed work boot applied directly to the most used part of their anatomy.

Answer 8

Wow, you nailed the 3 that I was going to post.

Before I look over other answers, I will post 3 more candidates.

1 Who just won the Stanley Cup?

2 Why aren't the Red Wings in the Eastern Conference?

3 Who wants to see Bettman get fired?

a) A simple search would take less effort than posting the question.

b) Look at a map.

c) Bettman has 30 bosses. He has had help messing up the NHL.

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Answer 10

The three worst questions people ask
1) Who's better Gretzky or Lemieux
2) Who's your favourite player? (How can there be a best answer when it is solely one's opinion)
3) Who will win the Stanley Cup? (If I knew...............I would be at Harrah's with my bank vault betting on that team!)