my english was real bad and i had that penpal with the name "Freddy Foreskin" and i swore to god i didn't know what that mean .So anyway my penpal came to germany (i lived there back then ) and we decided to meet for a coffee..at the airport (he came from UK ) ...we were late and i didn't really know how he looks because we were just pay pals ...he was not at the meeting point ...so i went to that information lady at the franfurt airport and told her to shout out "Mr Freddy Foreskin".She was looking to me funny but i had no idea why , she also ask me "really are you serious ?"
Anyway a loud voice shouted over terminal A Frankfurt international Airport
"Mr. Freddy Foreskin , please come to the information . Mr. Freddy Foreskin , please come to the information . "People were looking and I silly had still no clue ....
my pen pal came laughing like a crazy person and i still didn't got it and was actually a little scared....bc he laughed so much ...Then he told me that Freddy Foreskin is a nickname and what it means ....
oh my god i got red like i bit in a jalapeno ....
but now i always laugh over this story and i feel so sorry for that information lady . i bet she thought i made a prank,.
excuse my english it is still not proper ...but i know the important words
2007-08-09 14:37:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know if it's really embarrassing but it's sure as hell is weird! lol, OK Almost the first night me and my man slept in the same bed (yes slept) well I didn't know it at the time but he really acts out his dreams... and well... I'm sleeping peacefully and all of a sudden I'm on the floor and my nose is hurting really bad... I've been punched off the bed! so the next morning I've got two black eyes hahaha... yea it wasn't funny then but it is now... But anyways, I ask him what the hell where you dreaming about!?! and he tells me, I'm so sorry! in my dream I punched a flying giant fish. So yea. my husband punched me because he thought I was a fish....
2007-08-09 21:18:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I drove home from a fancy dress party in Phoenix one night at two 2am and got myself a wrench stuck in one tire.
Unfortunately, I was barefoot, wearing a night gown with pink hearts on it, and a black rasta wig. I also had lots of mascara on my beard and eyebrows.
Well, I ended up spending a looooot of time outside a gas station, with two horrified attendants inside staring out at me, and me going "hellooo... I need help.... hellooo... can you let me in, please?"
When the police came, they finally called the AA for me.
Sheesh.
2007-08-09 21:20:49
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answered by Tahini Classic 7
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me n a bunch of friends were hanging out and the guy i liked was there and we got bored so we decided ot play spin the bottle well ne ways we were playin and it landed on him so we pecked on the lips then he spun and it landed on me so we had to make up for 3 sec. but i guess he didnt wanna make out so i leaned in to make out and he leaned in for a peck and ya it was really embarressing
2007-08-09 21:22:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Answering this question.
2007-08-09 21:17:31
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answered by jydundeelaple 1
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i wudnt tell it so everybody wud kno wut it was
2007-08-09 21:17:36
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answered by Anonymous
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