Ok...... you go on stage in five minutes! What will you be entertaining us with tonight?

Answer 1

sing "You are my sunshine" while tap dancing and balancing plates. Blindfolded. You're actually very lucky to get to see it. I'm semi-retired.

Answer 2

Well, Mel's got the right idea but for the wrong reasons. As Phantom Lover, and a few others, know, I think Fleetwood Mac is the best music for "getting it on" to, followed closely by The Guess Who.
Bonnie Raitt and Sinatra also make the list, but not at #3 or #4.
Brad Paisley did not make the list.

I would either do a shot of tequila, with the worm, or light a fart.

Answer 3

My version of the 3 McGuire sisters..doing all the World War 2 songs, acapella, accompanied by Bob Hope on the violin....while sitting on a WW2 tanker as it slowly crosses the stage...

My managers will be canvassing up and down the aisles selling war stamps and bonds while I sing

"When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah, Hurah,,We'll give him a hardy welcome then, Hurrah, Hurrah

The men will cheer, the girls will shout, the ladies they will all turn out, and we'll all feel gay, when Johnny comes marching home!!

Have not decided what I'll do for the first encore,,,hummmm

Answer 4

i grew to become into going to assert a dozen, yet you are able to shop money via in simple terms taking six and turning them interior out. I continuously questioned on those speed relationship issues, you're given 5 minutes with each female, what on the earth do you communicate approximately for the different 3 minutes?

Answer 5

Probably a monologue, maybe funny, maybe not.

BTW jpnkc74, my last gf friend worked for Phil Specter as a
backup singer for the Crystals. Da Doo Ron Ron Ron Da Doo
Ron Ron.

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Answer 6

Dancing Very Badly

Answer 7

I can clear a room in five minutes...all I have to do is sing. I think that could be considered a disappearing act.:)

Answer 8

Well, I thought I'd show everyone how to disembowel a zebra and how to get out the juiciest part of the meat.

In other words, a cooking show - jungle style.

Answer 9

I'll probably attempt to sing Fleetwood Mac's 'Landslide' as the song is stuck in my head tonight. On the live version, from the 1997 reunion tour, Stevie Nicks dedicates the song to her dad. The same goes for me, it's dedicated to my dad...

I'm in the Mood for a sad song I guess.....

Answer 10

Shakespeare...Julius Caesar...Mark Anthony's speech to the senate...Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ears, I come to bury Caesar not to praise him, the evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones, so let it be with Caesar, the noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious, and if it were so it is a grievous fault ,and grievously hath Caesar answered it, here under Brutus and the rest....and so on and so on...

Answer 11

A song in Arabic accompanied by bellydancing